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Old 11-06-2007, 02:55 PM   #61
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I would have loved to be behind you in the checkout line that day!
You would have hated to have been behind him in traffic when the thing cashed in its chips.
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Old 11-06-2007, 04:02 PM   #62
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After you buy adult diapers, you never fear anything again.
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Old 11-06-2007, 06:31 PM   #63
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After you buy adult diapers, you never fear anything again.
Hahaha I can imagine!

Wart Remover is up there pretty high, and for me, so is lingerie. It's not quite as obvious WHY you're buying it as condoms are, right? I mean, if fotze walked up to the till at the La Senza, you don't really know who he's buying it for ... him or his lady (I'm sure the response will be, "or your Mom".)

I would imagine, if "it" ever comes to "that", the Little Blue Pill will easily top the list. Easily.
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Old 11-06-2007, 06:34 PM   #64
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1. Cover at a gay bar.
2. Britney Spears tickets.
3. The Notebook on DVD.
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Old 11-06-2007, 06:39 PM   #65
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i have no problem buying condoms but funny story.

Costco sells them for super cheap, like 3 boxes for the same price as one box at shopper's.

so last time i was there i bought two packs (2x3) boxes = 72 condoms.

the person at the till probably thought i was a pimp (not the slang term, an actual pimp).

(it's a pregnancy paranoia issue, not a "i sleep with a lot of different women issue")


i buy my boxers at la senza....they rock...but it's embarassing.
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Old 11-06-2007, 11:44 PM   #66
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Haha so many condom shoutouts in here, so many painful memories for me. This is one of the things that makes me extremely happy to have a longterm gf, especially one on the pill. I havent had to buy one of those awful things in over a year. The embarassment of buying it, the awkward break when youre fumbling to grab it and putting it on, the way it feels in comparison to not wearing one...good riddance. I hate you condoms, and I bid you adieu, sir!
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Old 11-07-2007, 12:37 AM   #67
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Haha this is a good one for you guys.

The other weekend after the Halloween club crawl, i went home with some girl after the last bar. I should mention that i dressed as Captain Planet. But anyways, back at her place we are completely ready to get the deed done when she tells me she has no condoms. She's shocked that i didnt have any, but common... I was wearing freaking tights, I couldn't pack much. So anyway, on went the clothes and off we go on an akward excursion to the nearest 7-11 at like 1 in the morning. It was freezing cold so i borrowed one of her very snug Lulu lemon hoody's for the trip. As if this isn't akward at all... In to the 7-11 i go wearing a skin tight girls hoody, VERY short red shorts, and my face and legs were covered in blue paint.

Hands down I looked like the biggest idiot buying condoms since the beginning of time!
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Old 11-07-2007, 08:06 AM   #68
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Haha this is a good one for you guys.

The other weekend after the Halloween club crawl, i went home with some girl after the last bar. I should mention that i dressed as Captain Planet. But anyways, back at her place we are completely ready to get the deed done when she tells me she has no condoms. She's shocked that i didnt have any, but common... I was wearing freaking tights, I couldn't pack much. So anyway, on went the clothes and off we go on an akward excursion to the nearest 7-11 at like 1 in the morning. It was freezing cold so i borrowed one of her very snug Lulu lemon hoody's for the trip. As if this isn't akward at all... In to the 7-11 i go wearing a skin tight girls hoody, VERY short red shorts, and my face and legs were covered in blue paint.

Hands down I looked like the biggest idiot buying condoms since the beginning of time!
the guy probably was telling all his friends about papa smurf that came in for condoms the next day
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