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Old 10-30-2007, 04:30 PM   #1
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Old 10-30-2007, 04:42 PM   #2
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Need driving lessons? Ask me! Lesson #1, when in the left lane, be going faster than the person in the middle lane.
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Old 10-30-2007, 04:43 PM   #3
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Need driving lessons? Ask me! Lesson #1, when in the left lane, be going faster than the person in the middle lane.
Dont ask him, its a trap. Hes trying to get you close enough to kill.....
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Old 10-30-2007, 04:46 PM   #4
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Dont ask him, its a trap. Hes trying to get you close enough to kill.....
Lesson #2 NEVER stop in the merge lane. (I might kill you).
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Old 10-30-2007, 04:47 PM   #5
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Need driving lessons? Ask me! Lesson #1, when in the left lane, be going faster than the person in the middle lane.
Lesson 3: When in middle lane complain when people pass you at well over the speed limit in a free country. And post repeatedly on CP about how they are doing the devil's work.

Good luck with drivers ed or ama, whatever you need. I always thought driver's ed would be something fun to teach!
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Depending on who pms you back, maybe you'll even be lucky enough to be taught how to drive and text message at the same time.
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Old 10-30-2007, 04:52 PM   #7
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Depending on who pms you back, maybe you'll even be lucky enough to be taught how to drive and text message at the same time.
I thought of AGQ last night when I was watching Canada's worst driver. Some kid from Alberta who enjoys going 240 on the highways and is most comfortable on a highway at 150-160 km/h. I didn't see anything about text messages though. maybe that's not him.
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Old 10-30-2007, 04:55 PM   #8
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Lesson #4: Always take pictures of people while driving on deer foot
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Old 10-30-2007, 05:21 PM   #9
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LOL well, um, not the exact thing I was looking for

But again, if someone does teach drivers education drop me a line. I'm just looking for some information.
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Old 10-30-2007, 05:27 PM   #10
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Might as well toss this out: If you're thinking of modifying your car to become a driver's ed teacher, I knew a guy who did that. He claimed that it was a good deal for him, but then again, he was FOB. I'm pretty sure it wasn't quite the golden egg he hoped for.
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Might as well toss this out: If you're thinking of modifying your car to become a driver's ed teacher, I knew a guy who did that. He claimed that it was a good deal for him, but then again, he was FOB. I'm pretty sure it wasn't quite the golden egg he hoped for.
Its an absolute cash cow man. The key is to get a job as a pizza delivery guy at the same time. Then you can teach people how to drive while you deliver pizzas!
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Old 10-30-2007, 05:34 PM   #13
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I thought of AGQ last night when I was watching Canada's worst driver. Some kid from Alberta who enjoys going 240 on the highways and is most comfortable on a highway at 150-160 km/h. I didn't see anything about text messages though. maybe that's not him.

I was that kid only two summers ago.. 140ish was my highway cruising speed.. Until my firebird went sideways in the rain at that speed.. Luckily some dicey manouvering and I didnt hit the ditch..
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Old 10-30-2007, 07:19 PM   #14
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Lesson #5: Text messaging while driving is recommended.
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Old 10-30-2007, 09:32 PM   #15
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Lesson #6: When parallel parking, take up as much space as possible or park at most, one finger width between bumpers from the person behind you.
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Lesson #6: When parallel parking, take up as much space as possible or park at most, one finger width between bumpers from the person behind you.
Good thing we're in Canada. That'd never cut it in Europe. You must be touching bumpers to park there.
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Good thing we're in Canada. That'd never cut it in Europe. You must be touching bumpers to park there.
What're you talking about? You'd have to be halfway into the other car or at least push a three-wheeler down a hill just to get a license.
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What're you talking about? You'd have to be halfway into the other car or at least push a three-wheeler down a hill just to get a license.
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