10-19-2007, 02:40 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: South of Calgary North of 'Merica
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Table 5
two words.
upper. decker.
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great minds think alike 
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10-19-2007, 03:17 PM
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#22
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put Nair in her shampoo
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10-19-2007, 03:25 PM
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#23
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Shanghai
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Canada 02
put Nair in her shampoo
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The problem with that is that Nair can really damage a person's eyes. A friend of mine in highschool did that to his uncle with some pretty bad results.
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10-19-2007, 03:30 PM
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#24
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^yeah, i'm sure it would be awful to get that in your eyes. It was more of a locker room gag you did to your team mates. Apply it to the inside padding of his helmet, the top of his socks or his jock/boxers
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10-19-2007, 03:33 PM
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#25
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Late Bloomer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Campo De Golf
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Table 5
two words.
upper. decker.
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I can't for the life of me figure out what that means.
Do tell
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10-19-2007, 03:40 PM
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#26
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by prarieboy
I can't for the life of me figure out what that means.
Do tell
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I assume it's the same as this.
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Originally Posted by simmer2
Get invited to her house for some occasion, then top tank her.
Top tanking is taking a crap in the top part where all the levers and stuff are. Then, every time someone flushes, crap comes out. It's pretty brutal to try and clean out.
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10-19-2007, 04:35 PM
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#27
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: I'm right behind you
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Quote:
Originally Posted by simmer2
Get invited to her house for some occasion, then top tank her.
Top tanking is taking a crap in the top part where all the levers and stuff are. Then, every time someone flushes, crap comes out. It's pretty brutal to try and clean out.
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More commonly known as an Upper Decker.
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10-19-2007, 10:26 PM
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Late Bloomer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Campo De Golf
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That's just nasty.
Now I've got all these good ideas dancing around in my head!!!
Thanks CalgaryPuck!!!
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10-19-2007, 11:27 PM
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#1 Goaltender
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This thread is cracking me up!
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10-19-2007, 11:39 PM
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First Line Centre
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I read that annoy-a-tron description page and I thought it was really funny especially the feedback email they got.
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10-20-2007, 11:49 AM
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#31
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Note to self: CP posters are vengeful, ruthless and unforgiving. Be nice....
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10-20-2007, 12:01 PM
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#32
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Man, I need one of them annoy-a-trons...
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10-21-2007, 01:54 AM
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#33
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by STeeLy
Man, I need one of them annoy-a-trons...
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Yea they sound pretty awesome. But cant the people detect where the beeps are coming from and easily smash it?
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10-21-2007, 12:47 PM
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#34
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Chobyhy
Yea they sound pretty awesome. But cant the people detect where the beeps are coming from and easily smash it?
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I think the point is the short, high frequency beep is very hard for the human ear to locate. So, no, it isn't very easy to locate. Especially if you buy two.
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10-21-2007, 12:51 PM
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In the Sin Bin
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Chobyhy
Yea they sound pretty awesome. But cant the people detect where the beeps are coming from and easily smash it?
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It's specifically designed to be hard to detect. Basically, it just gnaws at the edge of your brain, but doesn't make enough sound, or long enough, for your brain to locate it easily.
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10-21-2007, 01:36 PM
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#36
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Snakeeye
It's specifically designed to be hard to detect. Basically, it just gnaws at the edge of your brain, but doesn't make enough sound, or long enough, for your brain to locate it easily.
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Geez I gotta get one of those... Perhaps even two
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10-21-2007, 05:25 PM
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#37
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A Fiddler Crab
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Chicago
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Another good fish-related prank. I had a buddy who worked at Pisces pet emporium back in the day. One frigid winter morn we took about a week's worth of dead fish (like thirty) and drove over to our mutual friends house and dumped the wet, slimy things all over his windshield.
Imagine coming out in the morning to find thirty dead fish frozen to your car.
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10-22-2007, 10:17 PM
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#39
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Wherever the cooler is.
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muh-ha-ha...revenge is gonna be sweet this year, i'm tellin' ya. I've got 12 litres of syrup ready to be smothered on my buddies car. Question for you though. Do you suppose that putting syrup through a water pump would wreck it? I'm contemplating draining his windshield washer fluid and filling it back up with syrup...oh, and packing peanuts are damn expensive
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10-22-2007, 11:16 PM
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#40
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Calgary Satellite Community
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Buff
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That thing looks great!
But wow, shipping is horrendous! $24 to ship something that small and light?? Thats ridiculous.
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