Seinfeld: Viewers Choice

[getbak]

In the episode where Elaine and Susan start becoming friends, and George worries about his worlds colliding...

Jerry: "What else did you two do?"
Elaine: "Oh, you know, girly stuff."
Jerry: "So, uh, flower shows, shopping for pretty bows, then back to her place, strip down to bra and panties for a tickle fight."
Elaine: "That's really what you think girls do, isn't it?"
Jerry: "Yes, I do."

[4X4]

Fun Geroge and relationship George. A George divided against itself cannot exist!

[Kidder]

"I'm at the corner of... first and first? How can the same street intersect itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!"

[FelixFF]

I love the episode with Kramer's rooster"little jerry".

Definitely one of my favorite shows of all time.

[habernac]

wow, so many to choose from.

George: The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to
return soup at a deli!

(Jerry gives Kramer a "what the h-" glance)

George: I got about fifty-feet out and then suddenly the great beast
appeared before me. I tell ya he was ten stories high if he was a
foot. As if sensing my presence he gave out a big bellow. I said,
"Easy big fella!" And then as I watched him struggling I realized
something was obstructing his breathing. From where I was standing
I could see directly into the eye of the great fish!
Jerry: Mammal.
George: Whatever.
Kramer: Well, what did you do next?
George: Then from out of nowhere a huge title wave lifted, tossed like a
quark and I found myself on top of him face to face with the
blow-hole. I could barely see from all of the waves crashing down on
top of me but I knew something was there so I reached my hand and
pulled out the obstruction!

(George pulls out of the inside pocket a golf ball)

(Jerry and George just stare at Kramer)

Kramer: What is that a Titleist? A hole in one eh.
Jerry: Well the crowd most have gone wild!
George: Oh yes they did Jerry they were all over me. It was like Rocky 1.
Diane came up to me, threw her arms around me, and kissed me. We
both had tears streaming down our faces. I never saw anyone so
beautiful. It was at that moment I decided to tell her I was not a
marine biologist!
Jerry: Wow! What'd she say?
George: She told me to "Go to hell!" and I took the bus home.

[zukes]

Kramer telling his story about driving the bus and still making the stops.

[FlamesKickAss]

good call habernac!! that is a great finish

[HalifaxDrunk]

This scene is still one of my favorites.

GEORGE: It's all over for me. In fact, let's end it right now. Jerry, kill me, kill me now. I'm begging you. Let's just get it over with. Be a pal.. Just take the pillow and put it over my face.
JERRY: Well, ah.. What? Kind of like this? (Violently smothers George with the pillow).
GEORGE: What are ya doing?! Whadya, crazy?!
Elaine enters - she gets a clear shot of Jerry's jokingly trying to kill George
ELAINE: Jerry!
JERRY: Elaine, what are you doing here? (Jerry's fake acting is perfect!)




Also the episode was on last night with the guy on Elaine & Puddy's flight "Vegetable Lasagna", I love that name!

[gottabekd]

No one mentioned "No soup for you!"?

[habernac]

Originally Posted by gottabekd

No one mentioned "No soup for you!"?

the first poster, in fact, did.

[4X4]

How about the one where Kramer and the midget are in that play and KRamer can't sit down because of the tight pants.... Pure gold.

[North East Goon]

"There was significant shrinkage" George
"What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?" Frank
"The Card say's Moops" George
"Feels like an Arby's night" Puddy
"I present to you...the candy bar line-up - hey check it out free CANDY!"

[North East Goon]

Can't forget Kramer's turkey jerkey slap to the back of that dudes head at the awards show.

[Mccree]

Originally Posted by habernac

wow, so many to choose from.

George: The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to
return soup at a deli!

(Jerry gives Kramer a "what the h-" glance)

George: I got about fifty-feet out and then suddenly the great beast
appeared before me. I tell ya he was ten stories high if he was a
foot. As if sensing my presence he gave out a big bellow. I said,
"Easy big fella!" And then as I watched him struggling I realized
something was obstructing his breathing. From where I was standing
I could see directly into the eye of the great fish!
Jerry: Mammal.
George: Whatever.
Kramer: Well, what did you do next?
George: Then from out of nowhere a huge title wave lifted, tossed like a
quark and I found myself on top of him face to face with the
blow-hole. I could barely see from all of the waves crashing down on
top of me but I knew something was there so I reached my hand and
pulled out the obstruction!

(George pulls out of the inside pocket a golf ball)

(Jerry and George just stare at Kramer)

Kramer: What is that a Titleist? A hole in one eh.

That make me laugh so hard I puke

[FlamesKickAss]

Originally Posted by KevanGuy

Season 6 - The Diplomats Club

sweet thanks, I know what I am watching when I get home.

ok one more.

the episode where Kramer buys the Merv Griffin set. I love that episode!!

[Table 5]

Originally Posted by gottabekd

No one mentioned "No soup for you!"?

Speaking of No Soup for You, that guy has started franchising out his soups and there are now going to be locations all over the world. I actually tried one the other day, and i have to say, it was damn good soup...expensive as hell though. $10 for Crab Bisque? Next!

[Clever_Iggy]

Originally Posted by Kidder

"I'm at the corner of... first and first? How can the same street intersect itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!"

Hahahaha... I did that this summer when I was in San Fran. Hahaha.

[KevanGuy]

AH ha ha, I just thought of another one that always makes me laugh out loud. Kramer and Newman making sausage in Jerry's apartment. LOL with the organ music playing. Oh man.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAUP1wsmqUU

[KevanGuy]

Originally Posted by FlamesKickAss

sweet thanks, I know what I am watching when I get home.

ok one more.

the episode where Kramer buys the Merv Griffin set. I love that episode!!

Yeah that is an awesome one. That is in the final season, I think it is called The Merv Griffin Show.

[habernac]

Originally Posted by KevanGuy

AH ha ha, I just thought of another one that always makes me laugh out loud. Kramer and Newman making sausage in Jerry's apartment. LOL with the organ music playing. Oh man.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAUP1wsmqUU

Every time I hear polka music, I think of that scene.

And then there's the whole Mandelbaum thing. "All aboard the pain train". Lloyd Bridges is the man.