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Old 10-04-2007, 05:55 PM   #401
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14?

Not quite there yet, eh? It'll come.
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ford, Has towel, will travel? That's odd... i dont get it.


I'm confused. And hurt that I don't get a title.
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Huh. I didn't realize your name was a character. I always thought it sounded like the name of a K car.
He was one of Douglas Adams' nut bars for the Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy series.

Edit: Cool ... I like that title. AllTheRage ... it's a reference to something in the Hitchiker books. If you haven't read it, don't feel bad about being confused.

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Happy 14th Azure!

Wait, 14th what? Year on CP? Cheeseburger this hour? What?

You cant be 14. I coach 14 year olds.

Now I'll have to look at them all very suspiciously as they could all be potential CP Azures....

On a side note, its probably as well to stay on HDs good side MQS.

Hes got the 'goods' on ya...
Oh crap....I'm never going to live this down.
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It is his birthday, but seeing as he won't tell us how old he is; I decided to make a somewhat non-flattering guess.
lol....I figured Jiri was the mod who did evil things like that.

You're off by 5 years. BTW.
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Oh crap....I'm never going to live this down.
Especially now that you have a Birthday themed title! Hahaha, dear lord.

Azure, you're only 9 today? Awww, I hope you get a transformer for your big day, little fella.
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Happy B-day Updog. You share the same birthday as me dear old mother. She's 85 today.
I'm honored....seriously.
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lol....I figured Jiri was the mod who did evil things like that.

You're off by 5 years. BTW.
So you gotta change it to 9 then
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Especially now that you have a Birthday themed title! Hahaha, dear lord.
Holy e....
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Well.. happy birthday updog. I hope it's uplifting
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Haha st00p1d n00b!!
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Weren't K cars made by Chrysler? And I don't think Ford Prefect drove either a Ford or a Chrysler. He mostly hitchiked.
He also drank copiously as the world was ending. He knew how to go out in style. I like the title BTW. Looks good.

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lol....I figured Jiri was the mod who did evil things like that.

You're off by 5 years. BTW.
I think the important thing here is that many children were not tortured. Isnt that the moral of this story?
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I think the important thing here is that many children were not tortured. Isnt that the moral of this story?
Poor kids.

Do you tell them that you're called the 'ness Monster' on CP?

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Azure, you're only 9 today? Awww, I hope you get a transformer for your big day, little fella.

Haha nice one.
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Poor kids.

Do you tell them that you're called the 'ness Monster' on CP?

I think that part was somehow mysteriously omitted.

Plus I tend not to admit CP to anyone....they could be Oil spies trying to sap the genius from my mind....

Besides, kids are dumb. I bet they dont even know what a 'ness Monster' is. They'll learn in time.
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He also drank copiously as the world was ending.
Well wouldn't you? Besides, he probably know he was going to have to listen to Vogon poetry. That would make anybody drink copiously!!
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Old 10-04-2007, 06:11 PM   #417
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Plus I tend not to admit CP to anyone....
On a more serious note.....me too.

I hate it when people stand and look over my shoulder when I'm browsing and post whoring on CP.

And then they ask what it is, what I'm talking about, what it is for....

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Well wouldn't you? Besides, he probably know he was going to have to listen to Vogon poetry. That would make anybody drink copiously!!
Drink copiously? I dont need the world to end to drink copiously.

I'll drink copiously in a fight.
I'll drink copiously if I think hes gonna start a fight.
or during a Flames game.
or in the evenings.

or...I think I've said too much.
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Besides, kids are dumb. I bet they dont even know what a 'ness Monster' is. They'll learn in time.
Some kids are more smarter than you think. Trust me.

Besides this, you're a pretty interesting bunch of posters here....
This thread is somewhat interesting.
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Some kids are more smarter than you think. Trust me.

Besides this, you're a pretty interesting bunch of posters here....
This thread is somewhat interesting.
Only somewhat interesting? I am personally insulted at this.
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