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Old 09-28-2007, 09:00 PM   #1
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(CBS) OAK PARK, Ill. Schools just say no to bullying and fighting, but hugging? CBS 2 West Suburban Bureau Chief Mike Puccinelli reports that a local middle school wants the embracing to stop.

"Last year we would see maybe as many as 10 students on one side (of the hallway), 10 on the other and then, going in opposite directions, would sort of have a hug line going on and you could see where that would be a problem," said Victoria Sharts, principal of Oak Park's Percy Julian Middle School.

So this year Sharts decided to draw the line on hug lines by banning all hugging among students within the building.

Sharts said, "Hugging is really more appropriate for airports or for family reunions than passing and seeing each other every few minutes in the halls."




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Old 09-28-2007, 09:11 PM   #2
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Wonder if Dry humping and vigorous making out are still allowed.
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Old 09-28-2007, 09:22 PM   #3
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Wonder if Dry humping and vigorous making out are still allowed.
As long as they don't wrap their arms around each other, there shouldn't be a problem.
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Old 09-28-2007, 10:12 PM   #4
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Looks like it's Sharts Vs Hugs. Poll anyone?

ps: I for one, prefer hugs.
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Old 09-29-2007, 12:23 AM   #5
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And they wonder why people can't find America on the map...
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Old 09-29-2007, 12:26 AM   #6
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Sounds like Victoria Sharts has too much time on her hands.

I can just imagine the students mocking her every chance they get.
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Old 09-29-2007, 01:28 AM   #7
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someone hasn't gotten laid in awhile.
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Old 09-29-2007, 11:37 AM   #8
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Sounds like Victoria Sharts has too much time on her hands.

I can just imagine the students mocking her every chance they get.
greatest name ever!!!!

not just a fart and not a complete s*** but a shart.
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Old 09-29-2007, 11:40 AM   #9
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Granted, people stopping in cramped hallways and hugging is annoying and it clogs up the flow of traffic... but jesus christ, this woman needs a life.
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Old 09-29-2007, 01:19 PM   #10
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Finally!!
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Old 09-29-2007, 02:10 PM   #11
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in a situation like this you really have to ask "what would MQS do?"

the answer is simple:

Handshakes everywhere! Stop and shake everyone's hand as you pass by them.

Then when they ban that, waiving

Keep sliding down that slippery slope!
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Old 09-29-2007, 02:19 PM   #12
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As long as groping and heavy petting is still ok.
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