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Old 09-28-2007, 01:20 PM   #1
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Hollywood star Tom Cruise is planning to build a bunker at his Colorado home to protect his family in the event of an intergalactic alien attack, according to new reports.


The Mission Impossible actor, who is a dedicated follower of Scientology, is reportedly fearful that deposed galactic ruler 'Xenu' is plotting an evil revenge attack on Earth.
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Old 09-28-2007, 01:22 PM   #2
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If the meek shall inherit the earth, who is going to protect us from Xenu?
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Old 09-28-2007, 01:24 PM   #3
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HAHAHAHAHA, that's awesome.
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Old 09-28-2007, 01:30 PM   #4
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Do you ever wonder if these celebrities that have more money than they could ever spend and therefore don't need the job, bet each other on who can do the weirdest things while still inexplicably getting jobs?
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Old 09-28-2007, 01:32 PM   #5
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What I wouldnt give to see the expression on the contractor's face......

You want to build a bunker for what? Yeah, that'll cost you......wacko.
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Old 09-28-2007, 01:36 PM   #6
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Here's a link, not sure if same source:

http://www.rte.ie/arts/2007/0927/cruiset.html
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Old 09-28-2007, 01:40 PM   #7
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WTF is a Xenu?
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Old 09-28-2007, 01:41 PM   #8
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Makes as much sense as Christianity -- All of these things are evil cause we say so and you'll go to your eternal damnation unless you go into this booth, tell the man in the dress all about it, and say the mumbo-jumbo he instructs.

Not really fanatically opposed to any religion, but just saying.
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Old 09-28-2007, 01:42 PM   #9
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That is seriously one of the funniest things I've read today. Man, this guy really is a crazy person, or just simply brainwashed, but still...to believe that Xenu is planning an attack on earth is just coockoo. Damn that intergalactic evil doer.
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Old 09-28-2007, 01:45 PM   #10
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I for one welcome our new alien overlords.
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Old 09-28-2007, 01:51 PM   #11
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Makes as much sense as Christianity -- All of these things are evil cause we say so and you'll go to your eternal damnation unless you go into this booth, tell the man in the dress all about it, and say the mumbo-jumbo he instructs.

Not really fanatically opposed to any religion, but just saying.
I agree, but at least mainstream religions are widely accepted as normal. I forget what comedian said it, but he said if there were a visitor to this planet and they saw how people blindly believed in a book that nobody knows who wrote, believe in a God they can't see, worship to his supposed son, a farmer who died 2007 years ago....
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I agree, but at least mainstream religions are widely accepted as normal. I forget what comedian said it, but he said if there were a visitor to this planet and they saw how people blindly believed in a book that nobody knows who wrote, believe in a God they can't see, worship to his supposed son, a farmer who died 2007 years ago....
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Wasn't he a charpanter.....no matter.

Thats why I like stargate so much, they show the real possibilities of what could happen and what the meaning of life may be.
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Old 09-28-2007, 01:58 PM   #13
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People seem to forget that most actors were those drama class weirdo's in high school who talked to the walls and hung out with the lunch lady.

I'm surprised there aren't more scientologists in Hollywood, really. Having that much money and people telling you 'Yes, you're amazing' all day long certainly warps their minds.
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Old 09-28-2007, 02:08 PM   #14
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Here's a link, not sure if same source:

http://www.rte.ie/arts/2007/0927/cruiset.html
Thanks.

Different source, but it doesn't matter.
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WTF is a Xenu?
The 'god' of scientology.

Apparently back in the 'day' he loaded up a bunch of humans and dropped them off on planet earth, where he blew them all up with hydrogen bombs.

Scientology believes that their spirits are within all of us.

Something like that....I probably have it wrong.

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The 'god' of scientology.

Apparently back in the 'day' he loaded up a bunch of humans and dropped them off on planet earth, where he blew them all up with hydrogen bombs.

Scientology believes that their spirits are within all of us.

Something like that....I probably have it wrong.

Wow...that's awesome
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And well they should hide. I mean, when Xenu returns, isn't he going to want to severly punish the scientologists more than anyone else, since they're the ones who have been actively trying to unlock his secrets? Maybe they're hoping that the rest of us won't tell Xenu exactly where Tom and Katie and their friends are hiding...
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And well they should hide. I mean, when Xenu returns, isn't he going to want to severly punish the scientologists more than anyone else, since they're the ones who have been actively trying to unlock his secrets? Maybe they're hoping that the rest of us won't tell Xenu exactly where Tom and Katie and their friends are hiding...
That's when "the Chosen One" will show up. And that "Chosen One" is probably Tom Cruise and the co-chosen is probably his wife/child.
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Old 09-28-2007, 02:21 PM   #19
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Let's let southpark explain this one.
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Old 09-28-2007, 02:48 PM   #20
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Wasn't he a charpanter.....no matter.
Or a carpenter even. Shows you how much church I have attended in my life.
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