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Old 08-14-2009, 12:32 AM   #141
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It happens.
I'd be pissed if it didn't. I need to find a local gf while I'm doing the long distance thing here in China for a few weeks.
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Old 08-14-2009, 08:38 AM   #142
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14, with a girl who was just about to turn 16. She followed me home from the arcade. I was visiting my cousin in Edmonton, chick literally followed me to his place. Talked to her, met up the next day where she was babysitting and next thing you know she was on me.

Went home to Calgary a couple days later, called her on her 16th b-day and she wouldn't even take the call, pretty sure that sums up my performance.

It was 2 years before getting any more. From then until marriage I would go on streaks where it would be a bunch in a month, then get a g/f, then go dry for 6 months, then repeat.

University was an absolute gong show, my number greatly increased.

I am now married with two kids, so I am regrowing my virginity.
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Old 08-14-2009, 09:37 AM   #143
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A local gf while doing long distance? Isn't that cheating?!
Yeah, but what are you gonna do.
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Old 08-14-2009, 11:14 AM   #144
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Yeah, but what are you gonna do.
Keep it in your pants or hands?
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Old 08-14-2009, 11:40 AM   #145
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Nah just a deuce. We did long distance for a while so I got a local gf.
Which one was hotter?
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Not at all, as I've said, I would rather start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams. Bunch of underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in the playoffs.
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Old 08-14-2009, 11:59 AM   #146
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Yeah, but what are you gonna do.
Yikes. Hopefully wifey doesn't lurk around on CP...
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Old 08-14-2009, 12:15 PM   #147
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Oh, like indiscretion was a surprise.
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It's not. But admitting it sort of is.
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Old 08-14-2009, 12:17 PM   #149
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Think Twice before you touch my girl...
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Old 08-14-2009, 12:23 PM   #150
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Think Twice before you touch my girl...
Firefly?
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Old 08-14-2009, 12:58 PM   #151
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Why? Does she have herpes or something?
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Oh, like indiscretion was a surprise.
Lol she knows about it. We had a deal of sorts. Haven't fooled around since.
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Old 08-14-2009, 01:20 PM   #153
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Firefly?

Eve 6 actually
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Old 08-14-2009, 02:28 PM   #154
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Why? Does she have herpes or something?
Nope. As I said before I was talking about to Think Twice by Eve 6. Good track. Look it up.
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Old 08-15-2009, 10:04 PM   #155
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I was a couple weeks from my 19th birthday and I was in Australia. I had done a lot of other things up till that point though, so it made the transition very smooth. She was 17 and I knew it wasn't her first time so I was doing my best to just do my best. Guess it worked, she fell in love with me and didn't even suspect it was my first time. I ended up telling her many years later.

Even though I had been 'trying' for a few years I guess I technically 'matured later'. I sure did make up for it though... lol. Some of the stories I can (and have) told.
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