Thank you Matthew

[PaperBagger'14]

Originally Posted by PepsiFree

Watching you try to be clever is cringey.

But the bold is just funny considering your dramatic meltdown over Gaudreau the “snake” because he wasn’t “honest” (definitely not based on what you learned from the media… you’re definitely an insiderrr). Still buying tickets just to throw a toy snake on the ice? Sounds a little angsty to me

You don’t have to look forward to the return for Tkachuk. It’s already here. Hopefully it’s two guys who actually want to be here instead of two heroes who don’t.

For anyone interested, I hacked PepsiFree's webcam and downloaded footage of him searching through post histories to make pedantic and useless points! Enjoy!

Spoiler!

I have always believed that people who are hurt by words are generally thin skinned weiners, which has now been boiled down to simps. When someone says something that upsets you, and you can't deal with it, its a you problem. When someone acts wrongly towards you, it's a them problem.

Moral of the story, don't be a simp.

[N-E-B]

Honestly not fussed about it one way or the other. Thanks for the 6 years but if you don’t want to be here then that’s fine, but don’t expect me to care when you’re gone.

[krynski]

Originally Posted by manwiches

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CgaRzbX...d=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Tkachuk's insta post, thanking Calgary and the fans.

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I love that the open-ice hit on Doughty was included in this.

[PepsiFree]

Originally Posted by PaperBagger'14

For anyone interested, I hacked PepsiFree's webcam and downloaded footage of him searching through post histories to make pedantic and useless points! Enjoy!

Spoiler!

I have always believed that people who are hurt by words are generally thin skinned weiners, which has now been boiled down to simps. When someone says something that upsets you, and you can't deal with it, its a you problem. When someone acts wrongly towards you, it's a them problem.

Moral of the story, don't be a simp.

You should cry “I’m no simp!!!” when you’re throwing that toy snake you bought on the ice. Gaudreau will definitely hear you and everyone around you will think you are very cool and interesting and definitely not a simp. They will know that, like your post here, it’s definitely NOT projection and nobody will think it comes off as desperate and sad, promise.

Just don’t actually cry afterwards. That would be embarrassing.

9/10 on the photo though, I have a beautiful tan going right now (hot girl summer!) so I’m more like a twice-baked Jabba the Hut styled nerd when I’m frantically searching for posts from ancient history (6 days ago).

[Mathgod]

This tread is starting to get good!! Keep it going guys!!!

[PaperBagger'14]

Originally Posted by PepsiFree

You should cry “I’m no simp!!!” when you’re throwing that toy snake you bought on the ice. Gaudreau will definitely hear you and everyone around you will think you are very cool and interesting and definitely not a simp. They will know that, like your post here, it’s definitely NOT projection and nobody will think it comes off as desperate and sad, promise.

Just don’t actually cry afterwards. That would be embarrassing.

9/10 on the photo though, I have a beautiful tan going right now (hot girl summer!) so I’m more like a twice-baked Jabba the Hut styled nerd when I’m frantically searching for posts from ancient history (6 days ago).

So when I chuck the snake, do I look for the Nashville deep fried Jabba the hut with the haircut of the "leave Britney alone!" guy with a go Johnny go poster?

[PepsiFree]

Originally Posted by PaperBagger'14

So when I chuck the snake, do I look for the Nashville deep fried Jabba the hut with the haircut of the "leave Britney alone!" guy with a go Johnny go poster?

Look for whoever you want! As much as I’d love to get another comment in and keep this thread going on this completely pointless little back and forth, I’m not going to judge you for having a type.

[dino7c]

Originally Posted by SebC

First sign and trade in NHL history. Literally no NHL player ever has given the team they were leaving a better parting gift. That's not "handling things like a professional" - that's going above and beyond. Thanks, indeed!

He also gave himself a 9.5x8 contract...could have been in jeopardy if he actually played on a one year deal and had worse numbers (which is almost a given)

He helped himself as much as the Flames the more I look at it...which is fine