The Truth Hurts, Baby

[northcrunk]

There is almost nothing funnier than two people getting into a fight who have no idea what to do or how to fight.

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by northcrunk

There is almost nothing funnier than two people getting into a fight who have no idea what to do or how to fight.

Except when you have a fight between someone who knows what they're doing and someone who has never fought in his entire life and bases his strategy on the early 90's version of Mortal Combat.

[getbak]

Originally Posted by DuffMan

The place beside Banditos is a child care now apparently. I remember drinking jugs of long island ice teas on that playground there.

Coconut Joe's.

[btimbit]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

Except when you have a fight between someone who knows what they're doing and someone who has never fought in his entire life and bases his strategy on the early 90's version of Mortal Combat.

I'm a big fan of the rock em sock em style. Just punch right left right left right left, no need to keep your opponent guessing

[Huntingwhale]

-I don't have a job because I don't have experience. I don't have experience because I don't have a job

-Some people say i eat too many chocolate bars, or I don't wash my face. My brother says it will go away, but I don't think so.

[EverfresH15]

Never trust a fart

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by btimbit

I'm a big fan of the rock em sock em style. Just punch right left right left right left, no need to keep your opponent guessing

I had a friend of mine that was a pretty good brawler except when he was drunk. One night he got into a scrap with a bigger opponent and decided to have his wrestle mania moment.

He body slammed the guy, the climbed up onto the roof of a pickup, spread his arms in the air and yelled "Oh Yeah", and then proceeded to throw the worst elbow drop in history completely missing the guy and shattering his elbow into a million pieces.

[flamesfan1297]

2nd place is just the first loser

[taco.vidal]

[FlamesAddiction]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

I had a friend of mine that was a pretty good brawler except when he was drunk. One night he got into a scrap with a bigger opponent and decided to have his wrestle mania moment.

He body slammed the guy, the climbed up onto the roof of a pickup, spread his arms in the air and yelled "Oh Yeah", and then proceeded to throw the worst elbow drop in history completely missing the guy and shattering his elbow into a million pieces.

I had a friend get into a fight with another guy outside a bar one night. The guy was drunk and was telling us he had a knife and was going to stab us. For absolutely no reason in the world, he picked my friend to fight with. My friend was not usually a fighter and was a pretty out of shape guy. The guy he was fighting looked a lot tougher. My friend was getting owned until he managed to push away, and for some inexplicable reason, the other guy tried to kick. My friend grabbed the guy's leg and one-punch KO'd him.

The bad thing through was the guy hit the concrete hard and ended up with brain damage.

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by FlamesAddiction

I had a friend get into a fight with another guy outside a bar one night. The guy was drunk and was telling us he had a knife and was going to stab us. For absolutely no reason in the world, he picked my friend to fight with. My friend was not usually a fighter and was a pretty out of shape guy. The guy he was fighting looked a lot tougher. My friend was getting owned until he managed to push away, and for some inexplicable reason, the other guy tried to kick. My friend grabbed the guy's leg and one-punch KO'd him.

The bad thing through was the guy hit the concrete hard and ended up with brain damage.

Honestly most people go into fights with visions of Rocky, or road house or any other hollywood movie in their heads where both sides exchange a flurry of punches. Spit out a tooth or taste their own blood and then get really mad and exchange another flurry.

Most fights that I've been in or seen in real life. They usually end after the first punch. Most of the time its a lucky punch, and half the time people are fortunate not to fall backwards or forwards and bang their head off of the concrete.

The other fights like you see in the video above, are pretty much two guys that don't really want to fight but they've stepped in it, but they spend their time trying to look tough while figuring out how not to get hit.

[troutman]

Originally Posted by Hack&Lube

The best part is this is from Calgary like 25 years ago

What were video cameras like 25 years ago? Enormous?

[lazypucker]

Originally Posted by troutman

What were video cameras like 25 years ago? Enormous?

I remember those first generation Sony handycams were relatively small in size, but have no motion stability control. The videos were super shaking and cause dizzyness for viewers. I recall watching a few of those family vacation vids and I wanted to throw up.

[Hockey_Ninja]

Being a virgin in your 20's sucks

[Hockeyguy15]

Originally Posted by Hockey_Ninja

Being a virgin in your 20's sucks

Probably, if you continually harp on it and let it define you as a person.

I'm sure there are many people who are virgins in their 20's and quite happy. You need to work on yourself before anyone else will accept you for you.

[DuffMan]

Originally Posted by Hockey_Ninja

Being a virgin in your 20's sucks

there's women out there that will fix that for your, start a gofundme

[Tron_fdc]

I seem to recall a lot of people being really into kickboxing or karate back in the early 90's. Everyone used to walk around telling each other they were a ninja or worked out with Mike Miles.

I specifically recall some dingus telling everyone in the bar he was a kickboxer, getting into a fight outside of Curly's south, and taking off his shoes before they started. They danced around for a while, they both threw some ridiculous ninja kicks at each other that never connected, then realized they were both idiots when the crowd turned on them after not one single blow was landed. Shoeless guy went back to his shoes, put them on, and took a cab home.

To this day it's the dumbest fight I've ever seen.

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by DuffMan

there's women out there that will fix that for your, start a gofundme

If you need to gofund for $50.00 you've got bigger problems.

[Diemenz]

Never make permanent decisions on temporary feelings.

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by Tron_fdc

I seem to recall a lot of people being really into kickboxing or karate back in the early 90's. Everyone used to walk around telling each other they were a ninja or worked out with Mike Miles.

I specifically recall some dingus telling everyone in the bar he was a kickboxer, getting into a fight outside of Curly's south, and taking off his shoes before they started. They danced around for a while, they both threw some ridiculous ninja kicks at each other that never connected, then realized they were both idiots when the crowd turned on them after not one single blow was landed. Shoeless guy went back to his shoes, put them on, and took a cab home.

To this day it's the dumbest fight I've ever seen.

Yeah, everyone had the Karate Kid craze in the 90's too. There was a counter karate revolution in the bars as well and it always went badly.

"Dude F off, I know karate"

"Really, I've got to see this"

Fight ends up badly for one of them because the guy knows karate or not.

But as soon as somebody started bragging about his karate experience it was like flies to honey.