Mini Wheats and the bottom of the Bag

[TheScorpion]

Originally Posted by Igniter

My wife does this:
1. Grab a spoonful or 2 of peanut butter.
2. Dip peanut butter spoon in bag.
3. Repeat if planned ahead and grabbed multiple spoonfuls of peanut butter from the jar. (No double dipping!)

I may vomit.

[Coach]

That's the best part!

[Igniter]

Originally Posted by nik-

Why wouldn't you dump the bits on a plate and dip your peanut butter spoon in that?

Maneuvering a peanut butter spoon the length of a cereal bag seems like madness.

That would work too! Regardless of how you do it... peanut butter and mini wheats are damn tasty.

[Lubicon]

Leave the shredded bits plus one or two whole pieces in the bag for the next person to deal with (usually my son ).

[dubc80]

Not Mini-Wheats, but we use the leftover Corn Flakes bits at the bottom of the bag to coat chicken instead of using bread crumbs.

Tasty!

[Northendzone]

it depends, if you have a steady job - toos them, if not, they are another breakfast.

now, let's talk about the lack a coating on mini-wheats these days. back in the good old days every mini-wheat had a solid amount of sugary goodness them - nowadays- you are lucky to see 50% coverage.

[Misterpants]

Originally Posted by Hack&Lube

Now that I'm an adult, I want mini wheats without the weird tasting frosting on one half. I've resigned myself to eating triscuits instead.

You mean Bite-Sized Shredded Wheat?

[Coach]

Crushed up shredded wheat in the microwave with some milk and brown sugar is the greatest comfort food on the planet.

[puckedoff]

I mail it to my Grandma, I assume she bakes with it. Never thought to ask or include a return address though, just in case.

[Yamer]

I usually toss them, but the introduction of what is now known as the "Peanut Butter Method" has completely redefined my perception of the sugary cereals world.

Sincere gratitude.

[troutman]

There should be a name for these remains.

I propose Mini Chaff.

[Reaper]

Originally Posted by troutman

There should be a name for these remains.

I propose Mini Chaff.

We just call it a bowl of "You'll be pooping soon" in my house.

[GomerPile]

Originally Posted by Yamer

I usually toss them, but the introduction of what is now known as the "Peanut Butter Method" has completely redefined my perception of the sugary cereals world.

Sincere gratitude.

Im not a cereal guy, but this peanut butter method sounds like a new avenue of cereal awesomeness. I think scorpion needs to open his mind to how awesome cereal could potentially be, especially the dregs.

[troutman]

[Coach]

Originally Posted by troutman

There should be a name for these remains.

I propose Mini Chaff.

Keef Light.

[Peanut]

I love mini-wheats so much. I toss the crumbs though.

[OMG!WTF!]

The peanut butter method. Pft. A desperate act by a fearful population. Should I ever have to rummage around in the dust for my rations I shall use creme fraiche.

[Locke]

Originally Posted by puckedoff

I mail it to my Grandma, I assume she bakes with it. Never thought to ask or include a return address though, just in case.

You are probably on some sort of watch-list now. I hope you know that.

[SeeGeeWhy]

This thread is hilarious

[Bend it like Bourgeois]

Lol best thread in months.

We had this discussion at breakfast the other day. My kids call them tiny wheats. Kid 1 filters and won't eat them. Kid 2 is in as long as there is at least a 50-50 ratio of tiny wheats to mini wheats.

For me getting that last bowl of 3 token mini wheats with a whole pile of sugary goodness is one of life's little pleasures. Unfortunately I can't eat it anymore or I spend the next day with a button popped half ####ting myself at the office. Getting old sucks.