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Old 11-30-2025, 03:53 PM   #27341
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You've missed the possibility that he just doesn't have feet, or a single foot in this case.

Anyway, why don't y'all have one of your help start your car for you and bring it around like Locke and I do.
I mean, the avatar is right there…
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Old 11-30-2025, 04:27 PM   #27342
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You've missed the possibility that he just doesn't have feet, or a single foot in this case.

Anyway, why don't y'all have one of your help start your car for you and bring it around like Locke and I do.
I changed my guy's name to 'Jeeves.'

"Sir, my name is Chris!"

Not in this house it isnt! Back to work Jeeves!!
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Old 11-30-2025, 06:23 PM   #27343
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I changed my guy's name to 'Jeeves.'

"Sir, my name is Chris!"

Not in this house it isnt! Back to work Jeeves!!
Mine goes by Geoffrey, but he looks nothing like his idol.
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Old 11-30-2025, 06:41 PM   #27344
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Locke only needs a car to get to the helipad anyway. Once he gets that underground tunnel with the automated walkway built, he's golden.
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Old 11-30-2025, 07:40 PM   #27345
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Now we are in favour of underground tunnels? I can’t keep it straight.
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Old 11-30-2025, 08:13 PM   #27346
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Now we are in favour of underground tunnels? I can’t keep it straight.
Effective = good
Ineffective = bad

It's a difficult chart but try to keep up.
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Also only one of those is run by a Nazi.
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I changed my guy's name to 'Jeeves.'

"Sir, my name is Chris!"

Not in this house it isnt! Back to work Jeeves!!
for the last time... stop calling me Jeeves!
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for the last time... stop calling me Jeeves!
Shut up Jeeves!!
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for the last time... stop calling me Jeeves!
Alright...back to the basement and get in the Well Jeeves. Dont forget the lotion.
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The attitude of drivers in Ontario is fundamentally flawed and they are a disaster in every aspect of automotive travel.

One of the most insane things to me is crosswalks. It’s an everyday sight. People standing at an uncontrolled crosswalk, while hoards of cars rip by not even considering the pedestrians.

You could be at a crosswalk leading to the front door of a elementary school, in a school zone (which are brand new in my town…), standing there amongst 4-6 toddlers and small kids, all waiting in -10 (or whatever weather, it doesn’t seem to matter) and you’ll see no less than 15-20 drivers slowly roll through in their climate controlled vehicles, bumper to bumper with other drivers, and no one even THINKS about stopping.

Coming from Calgary, I will never get used to this. It’s ####ing moronic. And, laws aside, what the #### are you doing? Just ####ing stop for a second.
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The attitude of drivers in Ontario is fundamentally flawed and they are a disaster in every aspect of automotive travel.

One of the most insane things to me is crosswalks. It’s an everyday sight. People standing at an uncontrolled crosswalk, while hoards of cars rip by not even considering the pedestrians.

You could be at a crosswalk leading to the front door of a elementary school, in a school zone (which are brand new in my town…), standing there amongst 4-6 toddlers and small kids, all waiting in -10 (or whatever weather, it doesn’t seem to matter) and you’ll see no less than 15-20 drivers slowly roll through in their climate controlled vehicles, bumper to bumper with other drivers, and no one even THINKS about stopping.

Coming from Calgary, I will never get used to this. It’s ####ing moronic. And, laws aside, what the #### are you doing? Just ####ing stop for a second.
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Ontario driving in general, and GTA driving in particular, is really kind of unique in Canada I think, maybe because of the sheer number of people, which means there are more people who don't understand the rules, aren't paying attention to anything around, don't care about the rules, have no common sense, or any combination of the four..
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for the last time... stop calling me Jeeves!
Can i ask you something?
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This Jeeves makes tees not teas.
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You know what would be hilarious? If we had moderators with a sense of humour. If we did it would be BC-Jeeves already. Alas.
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You know what would be hilarious? If we had moderators with a sense of humour. If we did it would be BC-Jeeves already. Alas.
I’d also support a custom title of “Taking Questions”
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I have a detached garage but I have wanted to start it to warm it up prior. Would you just instantly die if you opened the door and the garage door after ten minutes of being started in there?
You could get a smart garage door opener and open the garage door remotely at the same time you started the car remotely.
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Old 12-02-2025, 11:57 AM   #27360
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You could get a smart garage door opener and open the garage door remotely at the same time you started the car remotely.
I do have that but I live in a steal 5 bikes out of my garage within minutes neighborhood. They should have a open the door only a quarter way function.
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