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Old 08-17-2025, 09:17 PM   #121
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Funny you should mention that. I hooked up with a smoker last week. It was kind of gross but sometimes you do what you gotta do. I could still taste tobacco in my mouth the next morning.
I bet the sex was good though. You know what they say about girls who smoke.
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Old 08-17-2025, 09:26 PM   #122
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I bet the sex was good though. You know what they say about girls who smoke.
They wheeze a lot during physical activity? Suffer from shortness of breath? Have awful skin and look twice their age? Have bad teeth? Smell awful? Frequently interrupt quiet moments with their smoker’s cough?
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I bet the sex was good though. You know what they say about girls who smoke.
It only lasts long because of the smoke breaks.
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Old 08-19-2025, 10:56 AM   #125
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You sly dog!
Haha. I try to have the best intentions and avoid hookups with online dating but the opportunity was presented over drinks and I was riding a 12+ month dry spell.


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I bet the sex was good though. You know what they say about girls who smoke.
I don't know as I was with my ex for 30 years and smoking was very common the last time I was playing the field. That said I'm not gonna lie, it was very good. Maybe too good as she asked to come over last week and I couldn't say no haha.
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I bet the sex was good though. You know what they say about girls who smoke.
They taste gross when you kiss them?
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I bet the sex was good though. You know what they say about girls who smoke.
Imagine a fat girl that smokes.
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Imagine a fat girl that smokes.
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Old 08-21-2025, 08:59 AM   #131
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Speaking of pants, how are we feeling about this age old question?

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Without taking into account treating the front legs like arms... it's still hind legs only IMO. If we take the chest of the dog into account, no one typically wears pants + belt over their chest.

Overalls/bib would be a different scenario though.
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Imagine a fat girl that smokes.
Last one i was with pre-marriage was recently arrested for impersonating a RCMP officer and selling fentanyl. I think I had massive guilt for about 15 years after that night. They are definitely willing to try more than your average bear. She actually had a breast reduction in the years after that's how jubbly they were. The whole time you are wondering 'why are you doing this?' at the end of some house party on the floor. God that was gross. Haha.
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