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Old 07-05-2007, 08:52 AM   #1
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That is easily one of the most disgusting things I've ever read. It may be the most disgusting.

I hope she gets better.
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Old 07-05-2007, 08:52 AM   #2
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I read a story in playboy once about a guy... doing some things to himself.... whilst utilizing the pool drain for it's apparently great suction capability. It sucked his intestines out and left him with only a few inches left for the rest of his life...

I can't remember what issue this was in but it was a couple years back.
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Old 07-05-2007, 08:52 AM   #3
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Old 07-05-2007, 08:56 AM   #4
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Old 07-05-2007, 08:58 AM   #5
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The question here is: do you specifically search for disgusting stories, fotze? I mean, why else are you at wcco.com? Seriously though, that's just wrong. Gross and wrong.
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Old 07-05-2007, 09:02 AM   #6
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I'm not even going to read the complete story. Good god.
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Old 07-05-2007, 09:03 AM   #7
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I see. That makes more sense.
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Old 07-05-2007, 09:07 AM   #8
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I read a story in playboy once about a guy... doing some things to himself.... whilst utilizing the pool drain for it's apparently great suction capability. It sucked his intestines out and left him with only a few inches left for the rest of his life...

I can't remember what issue this was in but it was a couple years back.
That's definitely from the book Haunted: a Novel by Palahnuik. That exact same thing happened. I almost stopped reading the book during that part it was so gross.
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Old 07-05-2007, 09:17 AM   #9
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I didn't notice this part because i kind of stopped reading but:

"Abigail will have to be fed intravenously for the rest of her life and will have to have a colostomy bag."

Sad.
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Old 07-05-2007, 09:28 AM   #10
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Ok, it removed almost ALL of her small intestine? Isn't the small intesting like 10 ft long? On top of that, your large intestine comes AFTER the small, how was the large unaffected?

I'm confused.
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Old 07-05-2007, 10:11 AM   #11
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That's definitely from the book Haunted: a Novel by Palahnuik. That exact same thing happened. I almost stopped reading the book during that part it was so gross.
Link to the Palahniuk story here: http://www.seizureandy.com/stuff/guts.html

WARNING! That link is mostly safe for work (it contains only moderately crude text and one annoying banner ad), but the subject matter is NOT for the weak of stomach. You've been warned.
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Old 07-05-2007, 10:46 AM   #12
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I am not clicking any links in this thread.

Stop harshing my mellow.
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Old 07-05-2007, 12:01 PM   #13
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Crap man. I want to puke out my lunch after reading this.
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Old 07-05-2007, 12:39 PM   #15
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They can transplant what I thought were a lot more complex organs... I wonder why they couldnt transplant a small intestine?

Tough outlook on the future for a very young person to be faced with.
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that's rough.
(nm, there was a joke here that was in poor taste. sorry to any who read it and didn't appreciate)
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I hope that the girl could have a normal life after this disgusting
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How in the hell did her name get in the article...I'm sure she wants (will want) everyone in the world to know what happened to her.

Journalism is one of the most unethical professions in the universe.
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How in the hell did her name get in the article...I'm sure she wants (will want) everyone in the world to know what happened to her.

Journalism is one of the most unethical professions in the universe.
Probably with hers and her parents' permission. I'm not sure what's so horrible about people knowing her name...

From the article:
"She said, 'Am I going to be on the news?' She said, 'Why do you ask?' She said, 'Because I want to make sure this doesn't happen to anyone else,'" recalled Taylor.

Aside from the terrible grammar (she said, she said, she said), that quote makes me think they're probably not too upset about people knowing who she is and what happened to her.

I can think of a few things I would consider less ethical.
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"Her father said a search of the pool filter turned up Abigail's intestine."

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