Hitting on Women Thread v2.0 - Page 11 - Calgarypuck Forums - The Unofficial Calgary Flames Fan Community

KGB33 · 01-16-2007, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Wookie

Did you vote accordingly? The at work vote is failing..

My wife voted for at work. She says go for it. she also thinks the girl may be creeped out if you wait for her to get off work.

KevanGuy · 01-16-2007, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike Richards

What about a CP segment everyweek on the show? Phone-in, or come down
to the studio and have a beer...Nothing is too off topic; just as long is it's
ridiculous and mean man talk!

What do you guys think? Might be a good segment on Friday...

Well Mike, I can guarantee it wouldn't be boring. Especially if you get the poster fotze to call in.

KGB33 · 01-16-2007, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Phaneuf3

was she already your wife at the time you asked her for her number? that mighta been kinda awkward...

No. My wife is the best. You would never find me trying to mess around...and she's really hot.

KGB33 · 01-16-2007, 08:47 PM

She even loves hockey as much as I do. I'm a lucky man.

KGB33 · 01-16-2007, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by fotze

I can vouch for that....

Thanks buddy!

Wookie · 01-16-2007, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by KevanGuy

Well Mike, I can guarantee it wouldn't be boring. Especially if you get the poster fotze to call in.

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Originally Posted by fotze

I can vouch for that....

Yup, maybe Mike should just get him to come in for a beer, forget the phone in.

KGB33 · 01-16-2007, 08:51 PM

She must look pretty good in that bathing suit eh Wookie!

Flames_Gimp · 01-16-2007, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike Richards

This stuff is killing me! Mikey just make a boom boom. That "Flames Gimp"
animation is hysterical!

Glad I could make you laugh! haha

Flames_Gimp · 01-16-2007, 08:55 PM

i could always bring in my Bertuzzi sign!

rubecube · 01-16-2007, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike Richards

This stuff is killing me! Mikey just make a boom boom. That "Flames Gimp"
animation is hysterical! When I get a chance, I try to read some of the topics.
Never fails to entertain.
I was thinking, maybe this excellent sick talk should make it's way to the air...
What about a CP segment everyweek on the show? Phone-in, or come down
to the studio and have a beer...Nothing is too off topic; just as long is it's
ridiculous and mean man talk!

What do you guys think? Might be a good segment on Friday...

Oh, and as far as asking out a woman. 3 rules. Be politte; be funny, just enough, not a "stand up", and learn how to cook.... Then send her to the
basement with the rest. Remember reward them occassionally, ie.."Hey, it's
Friday...fresh water day!"

Wait...are you offering us a place to go drink beers on a Friday morning before all the liquor stores are open? And we won't get called a "degenerate" or told to "get a job" by wives, mothers, girlfriends, and other selective companions? Where do I sign up?

rubecube · 01-16-2007, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Flames_Gimp

i could always bring in my Bertuzzi sign!

Yeah, but then you'd have to explain it on air. It's much funnier to actually see it.

Flames in 07 · 01-16-2007, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Flames_Gimp

i could always bring in my Bertuzzi sign!

link? pic?

photon · 01-16-2007, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by KevanGuy

Well Mike, I can guarantee it wouldn't be boring. Especially if you get the poster fotze to call in.

Dear lord.. Hey Mike, ever have a show cancelled before?

Temporary_User · 01-16-2007, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by KGB33

No. My wife is the best. You would never find me trying to mess around...and she's really hot.

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Originally Posted by fotze

I can vouch for that....

Useless without pictures

+ go for it Wookie! sadly I know I wouldnt be able to

CaramonLS · 01-16-2007, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Flames in 07

link? pic?

I think it was "Bertuzzi put me in this chair", Seriously it was classic.

Some Nuck fan actually tried to fight him after that too... I mean fight a guy in a wheelchair, what a tough guy he was.

Muta · 01-16-2007, 09:32 PM

Wookie, man... just go for it. The worst that happens is that she says 'no'. I think there's worse things in the world than getting rejected. Trust me, I've been rejected more times than not when asking out a complete stranger, but in the end, that's all they are... a stranger.

Also, the key that I've found is to talk to her, but not in a an obvious 'I like you' sort of manner. Chat it up a bit, then give her a wink and a smile after a conversation.

At some point when you talk to her, look her in the eyes ONCE, maybe TWICE, for a prolonged period of time. Trust me, this works. This signifies to the lady that you've got courage and interest in her, and that you're atleast somewhat of a gentleman. I'm not sure why this works for me, but it does. Women like to be put on a pedestal; courteously showing interest in them by fixating on their eyes, but then ending the conversation and moving on leave something for their imagination to ponder is a great tactic.

I've also always found that if you show disinterest in a girl, yet leave something to the imagination, it drives girls crazy. They want what they can't have. The classic scenario of 'playing hard to get'. Of course, this has also prevented me from hooking up with / retaining the two girls I've truly ever really liked, so take this advice with caution. It's a high risk, high reward type of gamble.

Or, you could just come down here to Kiwiland; it's frickin' easy to meet a girl down here, especially with a Canadian accent. It's like a magnet, and the girls down here, for the most part, are VERY attractive. Trust me.

rubecube · 01-16-2007, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by CaramonLS

I think it was "Bertuzzi put me in this chair", Seriously it was classic.

Some Nuck fan actually tried to fight him after that too... I mean fight a guy in a wheelchair, what a tough guy he was.

I'd still take FG in a fight over a Nuck fan. Those guys wear their sister's panties to the game.

KevanGuy · 01-16-2007, 09:34 PM

Heh, I can't believe people are still posting in this thread thinking Wookie is chicken to ask her. He has nicely tried to correct people along the way but to no avail. Hilarious stuff.

rubecube · 01-16-2007, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by KevanGuy

Heh, I can't believe people are still posting in this thread thinking Wookie is chicken to ask her. He has nicely tried to correct people along the way but to no avail. Hilarious stuff.

I still don't understand why he's not trying the old "Roofie Colada" trick.

return to the red · 01-16-2007, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by rubecube

I still don't understand why he's not trying the old "Roofie Colada" trick.

because he would actually like to hear her say yes instead of the slurred and barely understandable "no,no" like he usually gets

BTW classic that Mike Richards weighed in