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Old 07-16-2013, 12:59 PM   #1
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Hard hitting journalism from the Sun, but they did an article on average penis size. Apparently its 5.6" on average and ranged from a low of 1.5" up to 10".

http://www.calgarysun.com/2013/07/16...6-inches-study
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1.5"? Odd, I don't remember them calling me.
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1.5"? Odd, I don't remember them calling me.
I guess you had your hands full?
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I guess you had your hands full?
Just "hand". Quarter-full.
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Is this supposed to make me feel better about myself when I watch porn?
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Should be measured by volume. 3D

Cylinder pi * radius2 * height

Cone(1/3) * pi * radius2 * height

Pyramid(1/3) * (base area) * height

Or, stick it in a beaker of water, and measure the displacement in ml.

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Old 07-16-2013, 01:27 PM   #7
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Holy... James Bond
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Hasn't this been established as the average size in like 20 other studies done before this one? I mean do these researchers just enjoy looking at/measuring/thinking about penises so much they gotta keep doing new studies on this?
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Be honest, how many of you pulled out a ruler?
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http://snltranscripts.jt.org/00/00pdish.phtml

Pete Schweddy: Is that some weiner, or what?

Margaret Jo McCullen: Yeah, it's a doozy, Pete.

Lynn Vershad: Now, is that a foot-long, or..?

Pete Schweddy: [ chuckles ] You flatter me!

Margaret Jo McCullen: I have to say, Pete, that's a very thick one, too.

Pete Schweddy: I'd have to say it's almost as thick as it is long.

Margaret Jo McCullen: Now, I can smell your wiener from here.
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Mine is the size of a Ford Focus.
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Be honest, how many of you pulled out a ruler?
Everybody knows you use tailor's tape so you can also get a circumference reading.

Well, everyone but HOOT I guess.
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what's with the picture that goes along with that article?
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Hasn't this been established as the average size in like 20 other studies done before this one? I mean do these researchers just enjoy looking at/measuring/thinking about penises so much they gotta keep doing new studies on this?
Maybe that explains this: http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showpos...ostcount=23140
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Is that dinky car, or a micro mini?
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Nope, more like this, but hairier and more Polish... Same color though.

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Nope, more like this, but hairier and more Polish... Same color though.

From that pic one can gather it's jaundiced, with a purple head and has a burning sensation.
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Measure from the a-hole right?
You don't need that big an a-hole, it only has to be able to accommodate 1.5 inches.
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