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Old 06-22-2012, 07:16 AM   #181
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Am I the only one who wiped it off on her drapes while I was on my way out the door?

I have also been given bus fare on three occasions.
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Old 06-22-2012, 07:18 AM   #182
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I recently decided I wanted to make a shot at getting to atleast 100... 2 weeks ago I slept with 7 girls... However my numbers are only at 21. I spent 8 years with 3 girlfriends, I don't cheat, and I am only 25. So I think I am doing quite well... I am living a life of travel now, so 100 should be possible.
Oh, now that makes sense. That's what those "photos" on that hard drive you want recovered are.
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Old 06-22-2012, 07:28 AM   #183
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I have been with the mrs. for like 8 years now so I don't remember what variety was like. I lived in Res for 3 years at university and that was pretty crazy.

Oh well, I slipped the doc a 20 the tighten it up when he was stitching her up after the kid was born and it was new all over again.
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Old 06-22-2012, 07:52 AM   #184
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You two should hook up.
I didn't exactly say I was a virgin, you know.
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Old 06-22-2012, 08:15 AM   #185
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How is that possible unless there are twice as many females as there are males?

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There was study done at some university, I guess it was back in the 80's, that explored this very same phenomenon.

The professor ran it twice: first as a simple questionnaire, where he got the standard results. Then he ran it again, but this time using an old lie detector machine the school had in storage.

He expected the men's number to decline -- he assumed that men were braggarts, and had been exaggerating. What happened instead was the men's number barely moved -- the women's number rose to meet it.
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Old 06-22-2012, 08:21 AM   #186
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What happened instead was the men's number barely moved -- the women's number rose to meet it.
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Old 06-22-2012, 08:28 AM   #187
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Ok - we know the number of girls everyone has slept with.

How many of those have actually taken your load to finish you off? It's def a bucket list experience.
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Old 06-22-2012, 08:36 AM   #188
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How many of those have actually taken your load to finish you off? It's def a bucket list experience.
Some have, some haven't. I wouldn't call that a bucket list experience by any stretch of the imagination.
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Old 06-22-2012, 08:39 AM   #189
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Ok - we know the number of girls everyone has slept with.

How many of those have actually taken your load to finish you off? It's def a bucket list experience.
You need to get out more.....or just find some sluttier girls
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Old 06-22-2012, 08:40 AM   #190
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Okay - we know the number of girls everyone has slept with.

How many of you have actually stayed over after to cuddle with? Def. a bucket list experience.
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How many of you have done the obligatory 'lift-the-sheet-in-the-morning-to-check-how-scraggly-the-toenails-are'?

Def. a bucket list experience.


PS. Nicely painted toenails means you're in great shape and have nothing to worry about.
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Old 06-22-2012, 08:51 AM   #192
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Okay - we know the number of girls everyone has slept with.

How many of you have actually stayed over after to cuddle with? Def. a bucket list experience.
True story - one time I went home with this girl, fornicated and proceeded to pass out. Woke up the next morning in a dark room on a cold floor with a pillow. Had that feeling of "fml I wish I was home already", turned on the light and realized it was my own bathroom. Sometime in the middle of the night I guess in a drunken stooper I managed to get a cab and go home, couldn't even tell you her name.

The second time it happened...
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Ok - we know the number of girls everyone has slept with.

How many of those have actually taken your load to finish you off? It's def a bucket list experience.
Taken it where? To the storage locker for filing?
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Old 06-22-2012, 05:05 PM   #194
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Why do you assume the result is skewed because women lied to reduce their count? Isn't it equally likely that men lied to increase their count?
Because if men had lied to increase their count, the avg would be 30, not 3. Women averaging 1.5 is completely ridiculous. They're probably doing that thing where they only count how many times they "made love" or something.

"Well, sure I slept with a different guy every weekend for four years in college, but I've only made love to two guys - one is my husband, and the other was this really rich guy with tattoos and a $100,000 car that told me he loved me. Sooo... 2."
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Not sure if I want to admit it on this website.

I'm not too good with girls since some puckslut destroyed my confidence back in January.
HEY! Watch how you throw that term around! You nearly ruined a 13 year marriage!
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How is that possible unless there are twice as many females as there are males?
I'm guessing fotze's mom didn't fill out her survey.
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lol a lot of liars in here
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I have been with the mrs. for like 8 years now so I don't remember what variety was like. I lived in Res for 3 years at university and that was pretty crazy.

Oh well, I slipped the doc a 20 the tighten it up when he was stitching her up after the kid was born and it was new all over again.
You are well done toast if she reads that
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Old 06-23-2012, 02:23 AM   #200
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Oh, now that makes sense. That's what those "photos" on that hard drive you want recovered are.
Not quite... But I can proudly say I slept with a girl in pump hill... Oh I am not in SE Asia I am in Calgary right now...
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