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			Mama needs some mouth to mouth.
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
	 
 
 
	 
	
		 
	 
 
	
	
		
	
	
	
		
			
			 
		
			 
			#242  
	
 
	
			
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			I'm telling you guys, you're doing it wrong.  If you don't do the necessary training and upgrading, you'll be in trouble.  It's as simple as that.
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			#243  
	
 
	
			
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				Join Date: Dec 2005
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			Bleh, don't feel well. Need some serious CPR. UGH.
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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				Join Date: Jul 2008
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			Wow. I knew I'd find the latest on CPR here. Except I'm not quite sure what that is!!
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
		
			
				
					
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			#245  
	
 
	
			
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			I had no idea I could survive this long without CPR.
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
	 
 
 
	 
	
		 
	 
 
	
	
		
	
	
	
		
			
			 
		
			 
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			I wish that someone would hurry up and Administer11 CPR on me.
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
	 
 
 
	
		
			
				
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			#247  
	
 
	
			
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				Join Date: Sep 2007
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			Haven't you just gone intercontinental? Are you current on your shots?
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
	 
 
 
	 
	
		 
	 
 
	
	
		
	
	
	
		
			
			 
		
			 
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			You guys are still kickin?
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
	 
 
 
	 
	
		 
	 
 
	
	
		
	
	
	
		
			
			 
		
			 
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					You guys are still kickin?
			
		 
	 
	
 
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			#250  
	
 
	
			
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				Join Date: Jul 2010
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			I tried CPR once. It didn't work, and it made me weep like a child.
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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					I tried CPR once. It didn't work, and it made me weep like a child.
			
		 
	 
	
 
I've tried it like 6 times, with faint optimisim each time. 
 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
	 
 
 
	 
	
		 
	 
 
	
	
		
	
	
	
		
			
			 
		
			 
			#252  
	
 
	
			
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			You just gotta keep plugging along.  Trust me, I'm a professional...
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
	 
 
 
	 
	
		 
	 
 
	
	
		
	
	
	
		
			
			 
		
			 
			#253  
	
 
	
			
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			get over it.  sometimes CPR doesn't work.  it's the nature of the business.
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
	 
 
 
	 
	
		 
	 
 
	
	
		
	
	
	
		
			
			 
		
			 
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			I suppose one has to expect that in the grand scheme of things, CPR only works a certain percentage of the time.
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			#255  
	
 
	
			
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			Doing CPR wrong is a fatal error.
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
	 
 
 
	 
	
		 
	 
 
	
	
		
	
	
	
		
			
			 
		
			 
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			This comes to mind when I read this thread:VIDEO 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
	 
 
 
	 
	
		 
	 
 
	
	
		
	
	
	
		
			
			 
		
			 
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					This comes to mind when I read this thread:VIDEO 
			
		 
	 
	
 
I JUST saw that on TV earlier today!!!
		
 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
	 
 
 
	 
	
		 
	 
 
	
	
		
	
	
	
		
			
			 
		
			 
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			The Canadian Pacific Railway (CPR) owns 22,500 km (14,000 miles) route miles of track all across Canada and into the United States,
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
	 
 
 
	 
	
		 
	 
 
	
	
		
	
	
	
		
			
			 
		
			 
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					The Canadian Pacific Railway (CPR) owns 22,500 km (14,000 miles) route miles of track all across Canada and into the United States,
			
		 
	 
	
 
So what's with the derailment then? Anyone have an explanation?
		
 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			cpr is not 100% guaranteed
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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