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Old 09-07-2011, 08:36 PM   #241
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Mama needs some mouth to mouth.
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Old 09-07-2011, 08:48 PM   #242
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I'm telling you guys, you're doing it wrong. If you don't do the necessary training and upgrading, you'll be in trouble. It's as simple as that.
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Old 09-07-2011, 08:49 PM   #243
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Bleh, don't feel well. Need some serious CPR. UGH.
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Old 09-07-2011, 09:04 PM   #244
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Wow. I knew I'd find the latest on CPR here. Except I'm not quite sure what that is!!

Will somebody pm me with details please!

All I get is "failed to open windpipe" or something
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Old 09-07-2011, 10:14 PM   #245
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I had no idea I could survive this long without CPR.
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Old 09-07-2011, 10:24 PM   #246
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I wish that someone would hurry up and Administer11 CPR on me.
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Old 09-07-2011, 10:48 PM   #247
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Haven't you just gone intercontinental? Are you current on your shots?
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Old 09-07-2011, 11:03 PM   #248
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You guys are still kickin?
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Old 09-07-2011, 11:06 PM   #249
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You guys are still kickin?
If CPR doesn't come back soon, we'll all be kicking....
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Old 09-07-2011, 11:48 PM   #250
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I tried CPR once. It didn't work, and it made me weep like a child.
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Old 09-07-2011, 11:52 PM   #251
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I tried CPR once. It didn't work, and it made me weep like a child.
I've tried it like 6 times, with faint optimisim each time.
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You just gotta keep plugging along. Trust me, I'm a professional...
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Old 09-07-2011, 11:57 PM   #253
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get over it. sometimes CPR doesn't work. it's the nature of the business.
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Old 09-08-2011, 12:02 AM   #254
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I suppose one has to expect that in the grand scheme of things, CPR only works a certain percentage of the time.

I just wish it worked MORE.
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Old 09-08-2011, 12:12 AM   #255
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Doing CPR wrong is a fatal error.
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Old 09-08-2011, 12:16 AM   #256
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This comes to mind when I read this thread:

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Old 09-08-2011, 12:33 AM   #257
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This comes to mind when I read this thread:

I JUST saw that on TV earlier today!!!
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Old 09-08-2011, 06:33 AM   #258
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The Canadian Pacific Railway (CPR) owns 22,500 km (14,000 miles) route miles of track all across Canada and into the United States,
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Old 09-08-2011, 09:06 AM   #259
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The Canadian Pacific Railway (CPR) owns 22,500 km (14,000 miles) route miles of track all across Canada and into the United States,
So what's with the derailment then? Anyone have an explanation?
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Old 09-08-2011, 09:08 AM   #260
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cpr is not 100% guaranteed
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