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Old 03-02-2010, 10:11 AM   #61
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1) Facial Stubble yep
2) A Little Geeky see my username and avatar
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4) Likes to Read/gets teary in a movie English major, gets teary
5) Grey Hair wtf?
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8) Soft and Cuddly over Toned should describe me in a few months; I am still a bit overweight, but losing weight steadily
9) Doesnt spend much time getting ready yep
10) Doesnt care what he eats no, just how much of it

apparently I'm a real catch, which doesn't quite explain why I am so miserably alone. It's a vicious cycle. Women like confidence, but how are you supposed to gain confidence if you've only had one girlfriend and slept with three girls, two of which hated you? Confidence in some other respect? What, do I use 'hey, I got an A+ on my Literary Theory essay' as a pick-up line?

I'm doomed to be alone forever.

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Old 03-02-2010, 10:11 AM   #62
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1) Facial Stubble - By the end of the day, yes
2) A Little Geeky - I'm an admin on Wikipedia, nuff said
3) Chest Hair - yup
4) Likes to Read/gets teary in a movie - yes/rarely (been known to tear up at a great Flames highlight though)
5) Grey Hair - no
6) Glasses - yes
7) Passionate supporter of a Sports team - a little too passionate at times
8) Soft and Cuddly over Toned - soft
9) Doesnt spend much time getting ready - nope
10) Doesnt care what he eats - Not especially, but trying to be better

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Old 03-02-2010, 10:13 AM   #63
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thank you. I think I was being a little more tongue-in-cheek than you realized.
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Old 03-02-2010, 10:17 AM   #64
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thank you. I think I was being a little more tongue-in-cheek than you realized.
Sure you were.
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Old 03-02-2010, 10:19 AM   #65
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Sure you were.
no, really, I'm fine with being alone and miserable and driven to gay sex out of desperation.
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Old 03-02-2010, 11:07 AM   #66
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Soft and Cuddly over Toned

People, this should probably read as "Soft and Cuddly instead of Toned"

That's the way I read it anyways.
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Old 03-02-2010, 11:13 AM   #67
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Yeah.. That is the way it is meant to read.

I write English Much Goodly now.
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Old 03-02-2010, 11:14 AM   #68
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That list is pretty attainable for most guys I would think. What guys doesn't have at least some chest hair?
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Old 03-02-2010, 11:51 AM   #69
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The perfect man is actually Rosie O'Donnell.
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Old 03-02-2010, 12:38 PM   #70
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1) Facial Stubble yep
2) A Little Geeky see my username and avatar
3) Chest Hair well, yeah, but not loads
4) Likes to Read/gets teary in a movie English major, gets teary
5) Grey Hair wtf?
6) Glasses uh-huh
7) Passionate supporter of a Sports team uh-huh
8) Soft and Cuddly over Toned should describe me in a few months; I am still a bit overweight, but losing weight steadily
9) Doesnt spend much time getting ready yep
10) Doesnt care what he eats no, just how much of it

apparently I'm a real catch, which doesn't quite explain why I am so miserably alone. It's a vicious cycle. Women like confidence, but how are you supposed to gain confidence if you've only had one girlfriend and slept with three girls, two of which hated you? Confidence in some other respect? What, do I use 'hey, I got an A+ on my Literary Theory essay' as a pick-up line?

I'm doomed to be alone forever.
One girlfriend and hammered three girls? I'm hoping your 12 because if your not you might as well re-apply for your virginity card.
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Old 03-02-2010, 02:07 PM   #71
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One girlfriend and hammered three girls? I'm hoping your 12 because if your not you might as well re-apply for your virginity card.
I'm 19.
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Old 03-02-2010, 02:34 PM   #72
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I'm 19.
I can tell. You lack experience in dealing with dudes. The correct answer was not "I'm 19", the correct answer was "One of them was your mom".
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I can tell. You lack experience in dealing with dudes. The correct answer was not "I'm 19", the correct answer was "One of them was your mom".
I don't lack experience dealing with dudes, I just deal with different sorts of dudes. And no, we are not all the same.
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I don't lack experience dealing with dudes, I just deal with different sorts of dudes. And no, we are not all the same.
You fancy yourself Nick Carraway don't you?
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Old 03-02-2010, 02:58 PM   #75
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You fancy yourself Nick Carraway don't you?
no. I don't blame you for thinking so, but no.

Plus, I hate Fitzgerald. Steve Tomasula ftw.

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I'm 19.
Must resist Satan . . . Pay him back later . . .
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Keep in mind, this was a U.K. study...
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Old 03-02-2010, 04:15 PM   #78
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Keep in mind, this was a U.K. study...
If this was a UK study I'm surprised that the perfect man wasn't fat, bald, pale skinned and annoying. Just when I thought I knew UK women. . .
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Too much nerd revelation going on in here.

Let's get back to everyone feeling better about themselves due to this completely scientific study.
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This is false.
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