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Old 03-01-2010, 02:56 PM   #21
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So you're either a chiseled Olympian, or grossly obese.
Haha! I'm like "guy that is more fit in the summer months than winter".
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Old 03-01-2010, 03:31 PM   #22
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1) Facial Stubble - check
2) A little bit geeky - check
3) Chest Hair - no
4) Likes to Read/gets teary in a movie - check
5) Grey Hair - no
6) Glasses - check
7) Passionate supporter of a Sports team - check
8) Soft and Cuddly over Toned - check
9) Doesnt spend much time getting ready - check
10) Doesnt care what he eats - check

8/10 ladies... Im single, pm me
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Old 03-01-2010, 04:09 PM   #23
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not even whisps? tiny hairlets? kitten soft peach fuzz?
As an Asian guy, I can tell you honestly... nope. And I prefer it that way.
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Old 03-01-2010, 04:16 PM   #24
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This is what ladies want? Really? A generic guy like this? My goodness, have they lowered the standards. What happened to the tanned muscle freak who kicks sand in nerds faces? Or the rebel without a cause?

The sad thing is I qualify for about 8 of those 10 requirements, and even I'm not impressed!
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Old 03-01-2010, 04:19 PM   #25
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Yeah, so the bottom line here boys, if you are most or all of those ten things AND you look like Gerard Butler, Johnny Depp or David Beckham, women will like you.
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I'll take the rebel without a cause over this list anyday but I guess I'm odd for liking the guys who used to be punk/skaters and still pull off the ripped jeans, unique hair and band t-shirts look.

The generic types usually have a generic personality to go with it. So boring.
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Old 03-01-2010, 04:54 PM   #27
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It appears there is photographic evidence to contradict this study...

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I would like to know what kind of women took this survey. Were they also nerdy, chubby, grey-haired, glasses wearing chicks with chest hair?
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Old 03-01-2010, 05:40 PM   #28
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It appears there is photographic evidence to contradict this study...

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I would like to know what kind of women took this survey. Were they also nerdy, chubby, grey-haired, glasses wearing chicks with chest hair?


Well, I guess clearly those girls on that site have used their brains for boob implants ....
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Old 03-01-2010, 05:48 PM   #29
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I guess I'm odd for liking the guys who used to be punk/skaters and still pull off the ripped jeans, unique hair and band t-shirts look.

The generic types usually have a generic personality to go with it. So boring.
Not sure if that's that odd. Half my neighborhood looks like that.
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Old 03-01-2010, 06:23 PM   #30
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I'm telling you, this is what ladies still want - they just won't admit it as much today . . .



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Old 03-01-2010, 07:02 PM   #31
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I'm telling you, this is what ladies still want - they just won't admit it as much today . . .




Omg, pleaase take that picture off immediately!
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Old 03-01-2010, 07:05 PM   #32
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Well, I'm convinced so no shaving tomorrow for me!
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Old 03-01-2010, 07:21 PM   #34
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I'm telling you, this is what ladies still want - they just won't admit it as much today . . .



A walking talking Oscar award?
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1) Facial Stubble
2) A Little Geeky

3) Chest Hair
4) Likes to Read/gets teary in a movie (does CP count?)
5) Grey Hair
6) Glasses
7) Passionate supporter of a Sports team
8) Soft and Cuddly over Toned
9) Doesnt spend much time getting ready
10) Doesnt care what he eats
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Old 03-01-2010, 08:15 PM   #36
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1) Facial Stubble - No - I shave everyday to remain clean cut and well kept
2) A Little Geeky - Yes - I check CP but that's about it
3) Chest Hair- No - Every girlfriend I've had made me shave it/wax it off
4) Likes to Read/gets teary in a movie- Hell No - I hate reading and I have never cried in a movie
5) Grey Hair - No - Not even close to having a grey hair. Do girls like 60 year old men now?
6) Glasses - No - I have perfect eyes. I think girls prefer to mate with a man with perfect genes
7) Passionate supporter of a Sports team- Yes
8) Soft and Cuddly over Toned- No - Hard as rock, and have better body tone than many olympic athletes
9) Doesnt spend much time getting ready - No - To be able to attract all the ladies that I do... I need to look my finest, not a slob. I mold every hair to place from top... to bottom.
10) Doesnt care what he eats- No- In order to keep my body in immaculate condition, I can't eat cheeseburgers and fries every single day
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Old 03-01-2010, 08:19 PM   #37
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I'm 10 for 10, plus I ride a motorcycle, so make that 11/10. Send applications via PM.
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Old 03-01-2010, 08:21 PM   #38
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1) Facial Stubble - No - I shave everyday to remain clean cut and well kept
2) A Little Geeky - Yes - I check CP but that's about it
3) Chest Hair- No - Every girlfriend I've had made me shave it/wax it off
4) Likes to Read/gets teary in a movie- Hell No - I hate reading and I have never cried in a movie
5) Grey Hair - No - Not even close to having a grey hair. Do girls like 60 year old men now?
6) Glasses - No - I have perfect eyes. I think girls prefer to mate with a man with perfect genes
7) Passionate supporter of a Sports team- Yes
8) Soft and Cuddly over Toned- No - Hard as rock, and have better body tone than many olympic athletes
9) Doesnt spend much time getting ready - No - To be able to attract all the ladies that I do... I need to look my finest, not a slob. I mold every hair to place from top... to bottom.
10) Doesnt care what he eats- No- In order to keep my body in immaculate condition, I can't eat cheeseburgers and fries every single day
I can't tell if you're joking or not, but I'm laughing either way.
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Old 03-01-2010, 08:22 PM   #39
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5) Grey Hair - No - Not even close to having a grey hair. Do girls like 60 year old men now?
Eh, easy on the grey hairs. I'm 31 and I'm starting to get the odd one here and there. I'm just happy to have hair since my dad was sporting the cul-de-sac at my age.
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1) Facial Stubble - Check
2) A Little Geeky - Check
3) Chest Hair - Check
4) Likes to Read/gets teary in a movie - Nope
5) Grey Hair - Nope
6) Glasses - Check
7) Passionate supporter of a Sports team - Check
8) Soft and Cuddly over Toned - Nope
9) Doesnt spend much time getting ready - Check
10) Doesnt care what he eats - Check



7 out of 10 = a B grade in my books.
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