For the cops rule I have my buddies back no matter what, but if the fight is 1v1 and he is getting creamed, I let it happen unless someone else enters then its no holds bar.
Wingman rule also exists to protect eachother from the Mother Hen friend.
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Women need to come up with some female version of "bro's before ho's ". Hmm...slutty guys, ugly guys broke guys....the possibilities are endless.
Well according to the Bro Code, there is also a Chick Code.
Barney once got a look at one, but he didn't get too far past it's pink, bedazzled cover, but below are a few of the things he rememberd seeing:
1) A chick never pays for anything
2) If two chicks wear the same outfit to a party they each retain the right to accidentally spill a drink on the other
3) A chick shall not sleep with her friends ex, unless she does first
4) A Chick has a free pass to "Slut it up" on halloween
5) A chick shall not operate a motor vehicle in a safe manner
There were a few more, but I can't really remember.
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Well according to the Bro Code, there is also a Chick Code.
Barney once got a look at one, but he didn't get too far past it's pink, bedazzled cover, but below are a few of the things he rememberd seeing:
1) A chick never pays for anything
2) If two chicks wear the same outfit to a party the each retain the right to accidentally spill a drink on the other
3) A chick shall not sleep with her friends ex, unless she does first
4) A Chick has a free pass to "Slut it up" on halloween
5) A chick shall not operate a motor vehicle in a safe manner
There were a few more, but I can't really remember.
Blah I sure am in violation of that code, but thanks for the laugh. I might use some chicks like that in my writing as thinking like that is foreign to me. Although I have observed such.
And "chick" should probably be changed to "biatch"!
What's with all this "don't sleep with a friends ex" stuff I'm seeing? I didn't think it was that big of a deal, honestly. If they're broken up who cares?
Bros before hoes, it's very simple. The only exception, if you were to make one is this, if they dated a relatively short time and the girl was a b!tch, cheated on your friend or did something just as bad then, and only then is she available for revenge sex.
I broke the "don't date your buddy's ex" rule once. Didn't end well, ruined the friendship. Actually worked out though, I wasn't a big fan of this guy to begin with and I'm not good at dropping friends that need a good dropping.
Bros before hoes, it's very simple. The only exception, if you were to make one is this, if they dated a relatively short time and the girl was a b!tch, cheated on your friend or did something just as bad then, and only then is she available for revenge sex.
I hear some codes make an exception to that if the ex is really hot. True?
If you and your buddies are sitting around drinking some beers and you get up to get a another one, you have to offer to grab one for whoever else needs it.
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I just don't get what "bros before hoes" has to do with it. If I sleep with a friends ex how is that putting a "ho" above a "bro"?
Him not remaining friends with me because of it would be putting a "ho" ahead of a "bro". Would it not?
Dude, this is one of those things that if you don't understand why you're wrong, no one will be able to expalin it to you. Kind of like bringing a camera to a bachelor party.
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A-BOMB = One of those things that close friends know, but would never be brought up.
Examples: Friends mom is dead, No Yo Momma jokes.
Friends serious gf or wife used to be a slut, forgotten history.
Friend actually has a STD, dont bring it up in mixed company.
I could go on for awhile but if i list too many, my friends may recognize me.
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Disagree with this one unless the death is recent. Yo momma jokes aren't supposed to be taken seriously. Some ppl say it with out even thinking of what it means.
it's the principle.
you're breaking the code therefore can't be trusted.
Maybe I just don't have the same insecure jealous hang-ups as some other guys do, but if one of my friends slept with an ex of mine I'd high five them, not stop being friends with them.
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