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Old 07-10-2009, 05:18 PM   #141
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I still don't have any clue what you were talking about. (with the knife)

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Don't worry... if you have to explain a joke it obviously isn't very funny.
Just my dumb attempt at humour.
Forget I said anything . Cheers...
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Old 07-10-2009, 05:25 PM   #142
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Do it man! Why not?

Hell I'm a delivery driver here in Lethbridge (part time student job) and I flirt with the waitresses/female customers all the time. I've gotten a few dates out of it.
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What did you think people were going to judge you if you just said you're a delivery driver?
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Ooooo... good pick up.... slash goes the knife.

Boy this is a tough place... no room for error or puffery here.
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I wasn't being defensive or upset about the comment... I was trying to make a joke of it....
Wasn't very funny I guess.

Sorry for not seeing it was a joke. I'm with 3justin3, I'm not quite sure what the joke was. When you said "Boy this is a tough place, no room for error or puffery here" it seemed like you were being defensive, no?
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Old 07-10-2009, 05:36 PM   #143
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they are microscopically small
This taken out of context can sound oh so wrong
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Old 07-10-2009, 05:48 PM   #144
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Sorry for not seeing it was a joke. I'm with 3justin3, I'm not quite sure what the joke was. When you said "Boy this is a tough place, no room for error or puffery here" it seemed like you were being defensive, no?
No not really... this is a tough place for self pity or self engrandizement and other things. As it should be. There are a lot of very smart people on here that don't let you get away with much. If you're wrong they tell you. I've been wrong on more than one occasion and its been pointed out to me.

As for the joke... it was about the quickness on your part to pick up the small self embellishment on Jpold's part.. (well not self embellishment on his part but he obviously felt the need to let people know that he wasn't just a delivery driver) ... you know...slash with the knife of truth to point out to everyone that J Pold felt it necessary to explain his employment...


I'm not sure if I'm explaining this well...
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Old 07-10-2009, 10:32 PM   #145
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Well today was sausage fest central at work, so I will try again tomorrow.
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Old 07-11-2009, 12:02 AM   #146
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The easiest way to do this? Three words: Just be awesome.
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Old 07-11-2009, 12:24 AM   #147
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What did you think people were going to judge you if you just said you're a delivery driver?
Basically yeah.
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The easiest way to do this? Three words: Just be awesome.
Yeah but how do I suit up at work?
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Old 07-11-2009, 01:12 AM   #149
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Since we're talking about hitting on girls at work now:

How to avoid a sexual harassment lawsuit.
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Old 07-11-2009, 01:35 AM   #150
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Yeah but how do I suit up at work?
It doesn't matter where you work, suiting up is always appropriate. Unless you're under 20, then you're just hosed till you hit the real world.
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Old 07-11-2009, 01:55 AM   #151
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It doesn't matter where you work, suiting up is always appropriate. Unless you're under 20, then you're just hosed till you hit the real world.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO, I am 19 with 10 months to go. No suits for me.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO, I am 19 with 10 months to go. No suits for me.
You should get one of those t-shirts that look like a tuxedo. Those are real classy and will impress the girls that are your age and younger.
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Old 07-11-2009, 05:45 AM   #153
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Basically yeah.
Better than digging ditches. One job I had was laying down irrigation pipe... which is basically digging ditch, putting the pipe in, and filling it up again.
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Old 07-11-2009, 06:09 AM   #154
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You should get one of those t-shirts that look like a tuxedo. Those are real classy and will impress the girls that are your age and younger.
No, girls my age like popped collars with 2lbs of gel in their hair.

My Slayer shirt and semi-long hair can't compete with that.


Jokes of course, but for reals, Slayer shirt > Popped collar.
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Better than digging ditches. One job I had was laying down irrigation pipe... which is basically digging ditch, putting the pipe in, and filling it up again.
Why did you quit? The pay was no good?
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Man this mornings commute was rough!
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Old 07-22-2009, 08:25 AM   #157
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how so? bumpy road? earlier commute than normal? no girls?
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Old 07-22-2009, 09:54 AM   #158
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Man this mornings commute was rough!
I know, sorry. I drove today instead.
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Old 07-22-2009, 10:11 AM   #159
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Man this mornings commute was rough!
pics or it didn't happen.
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Man this mornings commute was rough!
Love is a battlefield.
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