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Old 06-18-2009, 02:08 PM   #61
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It's a long story. Surgery, anti-biotics, birth control neutralized, etc etc... it's only for a little while.

Not to mention, After she came off the birth control her attitude changed for the better. I wonder what's better... a better attitude, and therefore more sex, or the feeling of no condom?

Why can't I have my cake and eat it too?
Oh, you can!
You just have to share the cake with your new children.
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Old 06-18-2009, 02:09 PM   #62
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Actually, as you may or may not know, it was choice. I was raised Catholic... but then... you know... real life happened.
At least 14 or 15 of those years weren't by choice.
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At least 14 or 15 of those years weren't by choice.
Touche.
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Old 06-18-2009, 02:18 PM   #64
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You must be awful for her to have to cut herself off for 3 months to make the wedding night worthwhile.
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Yeah I can see the wedding video now

Priest - "You may kiss the bride"

She slowly turns to her beloved, they tenderly kiss.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfH...874C9B&index=0
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Old 06-18-2009, 02:19 PM   #66
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Asked but not answered: Why would you agree to this? Do you think it's going to make it more special?
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Old 06-18-2009, 02:20 PM   #67
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Abstaining from sex for three months doesn't make it special.... it just makes it extremely short!

If you want special sex on your honeymoon, visit here first...

http://www.theloveshop.com/


Good luck.
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Old 06-18-2009, 02:26 PM   #68
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That's a lot of...."Sorry! I have a headache tonight!"
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Old 06-18-2009, 02:28 PM   #69
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You must be awful for her to have to cut herself off for 3 months to make the wedding night worthwhile.
Jealous? Actually, though... some of the best sec has been after she went to Vancouver for a week with her family, or to the Dominican with her sister etc...

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Asked but not answered: Why would you agree to this? Do you think it's going to make it more special?
"Hunger is the best seasoning"

I do think it will make it more special... I think the anticipation on the days leading up will be worth it. I should re-visit this thread once it's all said and done.

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This is just the beginning. After the wedding you guys will do it, she'll think "wow, that wasn't all we have built it up to be the last three months," and thus begins your married life of sex only on special occasions.
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Old 06-18-2009, 02:31 PM   #71
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Sounds to me like this is something your fiance is doing to make herself feel better about wearing a white wedding dress!
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Old 06-18-2009, 02:31 PM   #72
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Actually, as you may or may not know, it was choice. I was raised Catholic... but then... you know... real life happened.
insert Preist/alter boy joke here.....haha "insert"
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Sounds to me like this is something your fiance is doing to make herself feel better about wearing a white wedding dress!
Haha... come on, we all know that a massive percentage of people have sex before marriage. Where are all the pink wedding dresses?
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Old 06-18-2009, 02:34 PM   #74
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This is just the beginning. After the wedding you guys will do it, she'll think "wow, that wasn't all we have built it up to be the last three months," and thus begins your married life of sex only on special occasions.
Yup, it comes right down to the ABC's

Anniversary, Birthday, Christmas...

Then soon, it becomes the ZZZ's... as in I'm too tired, go pleasure yourself...
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This is just the beginning. After the wedding you guys will do it, she'll think "wow, that wasn't all we have built it up to be the last three months," and thus begins your married life of sex only on special occasions.
yup, its called ABC sex.....anniversaries, birthdays and christmas

the next step is "hallway sex"......saying "f*** you" as you pass each other in the hallway

EDIT: wow Khel.....were we seperated at birth? damn it beat me by seconds

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You guys still get to have sex on your anniversaries and birthdays? Lucky dogs!!!
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^^^wow, both thought of ABC at the same time
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Asked but not answered: Why would you agree to this? Do you think it's going to make it more special?
Unfortunately both don't need to agree to it. If she's made her mind he's SOL.
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the next step is "hallway sex"......saying "f*** you" as you pass each other in the hallway

I just spit water all over the place. OP - take heed, this is what happens with the 90 day abstainment....

(abstainment isn't a word is it?)
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Old 06-18-2009, 02:43 PM   #80
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Special means alot of foreplay, toys, lotions, candles, blindfolds, belts .. whips...
Stuff you don't do usually.

It's not anymore special if you take 3 months off.
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