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Old 03-10-2009, 09:53 AM   #61
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Much like other posters have said if I were in your position I'd be a little weary of how she'll react to something that's actually a big deal. I would probably sit her down and say that there's nothing wrong with a little insecurity but if she's going to respond that harshly to jokes then she needs to re-evaluate if being with you is a wise decision.
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Old 03-10-2009, 10:13 AM   #62
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#2. Never under any circumstances say, 'You're so cute when you're mad.' Haha, instant argument there. Plus she will get considerably more mad, and less cute, proving your point wrong. Let's face it, no one wants their anger mocked, no matter how cute they are when it is happening. So just bite your tongue when this happens and be glad they are still in that 'cute' stage. Cause man, it can change for the worse REAL QUICK.
It isn't as bad as saying "You're such a bitch when you're mad". NEVER E-E-E-E-EVER, go there!
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Old 03-10-2009, 11:13 AM   #63
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IF the g/f started the conversation...and the conversation was about pink pubes...WTF does she expect? Holy crap thats lame. Did she expect you to go...ewwwwwwwww...Ill bet it smells like stale fish?
My wife and I would be rolling on the floor laughing our asses off at that line. Man I wish I could think that fast!
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Old 03-10-2009, 11:26 AM   #64
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I gotta ask, do the curtains match the drapes, because if they do then your living next door to a super hero, or a inflatadate.
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Old 03-10-2009, 12:25 PM   #65
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So my gf has this super cute blonde as her neighbor and they have become close friends and the other night she mentioned her neighbor flashed her down below and she dyes her pubes pink. Before I knew it I said "Would be better then eating cotton candy!" So needless to say I am in the doghouse now and deservedly so... Anyone else been in the doghouse lately, what did you do and how did you fix it??
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Old 03-10-2009, 12:34 PM   #66
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It isn't as bad as saying "You're such a bitch when you're mad". NEVER E-E-E-E-EVER, go there!
I'll one up ya there. My wife and I were having a fight of epic proportions. I honestly did not care if she left me. I told her "to take her show on the road, sell tickets and call it B!tchapalooza". Ya, that fight lasted about a month and a half.
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People asked me when I was building my garage "Hey Ken- isn't putting a TV, computer with internet, phone, fridge, microwave, heater, and sofa in the garage a bit of overkill."

It's not about staying out of the doghouse. It's about giving said doghouse all the comfors of home.
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People asked me when I was building my garage "Hey Ken- isn't putting a TV, computer with internet, phone, fridge, microwave, heater, and sofa in the garage a bit of overkill."

It's not about staying out of the doghouse. It's about giving said doghouse all the comfors of home.
I am running electrical and cable to my shed this summer for that EXACT same reason! Haha!!
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Old 03-10-2009, 12:52 PM   #69
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The only word that one must truly never use on a woman unless they want them out of their life starts with a c and rhymes with runt. For some reason, even using that word in regular conversation is considered sacrilege.... although I like to slip it into a sentence every once in a while if i'm bored.
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Old 03-10-2009, 12:53 PM   #70
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Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what
her dinner tasted like.
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The only word that one must truly never use on a woman unless they want them out of their life starts with a c and rhymes with runt. For some reason, even using that word in regular conversation is considered sacrilege.... although I like to slip it into a sentence every once in a while if i'm bored.
"silly bunt"
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Old 03-10-2009, 12:55 PM   #72
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The only word that one must truly never use on a woman unless they want them out of their life starts with a c and rhymes with runt. For some reason, even using that word in regular conversation is considered sacrilege.... although I like to slip it into a sentence every once in a while if i'm bored.

Yeah I hate that word too.

I thought the joke was funny... 1 month and already in the doghouse for a silly comment? She brought it up so she should expect a silly joke. So sensitive!
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Old 03-10-2009, 12:56 PM   #73
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The only word that one must truly never use on a woman unless they want them out of their life starts with a c and rhymes with runt. For some reason, even using that word in regular conversation is considered sacrilege.... although I like to slip it into a sentence every once in a while if i'm bored.
I would physically and mentally destroy any man that used that word in reference to me.
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Old 03-10-2009, 12:59 PM   #74
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The only word that one must truly never use on a woman unless they want them out of their life starts with a c and rhymes with runt. For some reason, even using that word in regular conversation is considered sacrilege.... although I like to slip it into a sentence every once in a while if i'm bored.
It's like 15 curse words compressed, distilled, and extracted for potency.

Seriously, this.

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Every once in awhile, that's the only word to truly describe certain women.
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I would physically and mentally destroy any man that used that word in reference to me.
Can you tell us how you really feel though? Enough with the sugar-coating.
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Every once in awhile, that's the only word to truly describe certain women.
i agree. as much as my girlfriend disapproves of the word, even she busts it out for the truly heinous.
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i agree. as much as my girlfriend disapproves of the word, even she busts it out for the truly heinous.
My wife uses it as a term of affection for our old, slow home computer, much to my amusement when I hear her yelling it from the home office.
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Old 03-10-2009, 01:05 PM   #79
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No woman I know likes that word, but why all the hate for it? Why is it such a bad word?

Why is it worse than the F word or the B word?
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What the hell did she expect you to say when she told you about the pink pubes? Your response was perfect IMO.
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