Anniversaries: Are they important?

[missdpuck]

Traj do you have a single brother?

[MaDMaN_26]

Originally Posted by Traditional_Ale

And so for the third time in the thread, with even more clear resolution than previously:

THROW DOWN AND PLOW HER LIKE SHES NEVER HAD IT EVER!

Girls with bad tempers because of ethnicity need more lovin' than most. And generally dirtier and kinkier too.

Can't bitch about the game if she's sleeping through it dreaming of what just went down with her man...

roflol, and he's complaining about how we stereotyped this poor girl... good times

[J pold]

Originally Posted by missdpuck

Thanks. We all suffer from stereotypes and eliminate eachother at first glance all too often. Some swanky NHL guy once asked me to be his "mistress". Gee maybe I should've snagged him...lol....one dude who was obviously not used to being refused. Oh well. I just wasn't a big fan of his team...This should be in green or whatever the sarcasm color is..

I wouldn’t say we ‘suffer’ on a very basic level our goal in life is too re-produce so when we are walking down the street (guy or girl) and we see an attractive stranger walking towards us we think to ourselves ‘I’d hit that’ because they look healthy and vibrant. We think that because they are healthy looking the will produce healthy kids for us.

It's in our genetics

Also agree with Trad if you can give it too her real good it won’t really matter what day, time, week, year, planet it is. She is going to be in a euphoric state for awhile.

[Traditional_Ale]

Originally Posted by missdpuck

Traj do you have a single brother?

Yup.

roflol, and he's complaining about how we stereotyped this poor girl... good times

I think he should order her some Eagles cheerleader's gear.

[missdpuck]

Send him down Traj. As long as he thinks like you I don't care what he looks like!

[missdpuck]

Originally Posted by J pold

I wouldn’t say we ‘suffer’ on a very basic level our goal in life is too re-produce so when we are walking down the street (guy or girl) and we see an attractive stranger walking towards us we think to ourselves ‘I’d hit that’ because they look healthy and vibrant. We think that because they are healthy looking the will produce healthy kids for us.

It's in our genetics

Also agree with Trad if you can give it too her real good it won’t really matter what day, time, week, year, planet it is. She is going to be in a euphoric state for awhile.

I meant the "stereotype" thing more in terms of looking for an actual relationship. But yeah it's amazing how our brain chemistry just takes over when someone attractive walks by. It's all about "fecundity". Even though I've known intellectually from a young age that I can't have kids...I still do the oh what a cool dad he'd be thing. It's actually pretty sad.

[MaDMaN_26]

Originally Posted by missdpuck

Traj do you have a single brother?

I'm Traj's brother and I am willing to "THROW DOWN AND PLOW *enter females name* LIKE SHES NEVER HAD IT EVER!"

[missdpuck]

This is definitely a fun thread.

[Traditional_Ale]

Originally Posted by missdpuck

Send him down Traj. As long as he thinks like you I don't care what he looks like!

Well if you're lucky, rube will do such a good job that him and his girl decide to experiment, and then you can get the sophmore effort (with extras...)

[SportsJunky]

Oh lordy this thread has taken a bad turn.

[missdpuck]

Blame Traj. If he'd just drink some crappy beer instead he wouldn't be like this. I'll take some Czech beer or a Guinness. Maybe we should start an alcohol thread...can only imagine how that would turn out!

[Traditional_Ale]

Originally Posted by missdpuck

Blame Traj. If he'd just drink some crappy beer instead he wouldn't be like this. I'll take some Czech beer or a Guinness. Maybe we should start an alcohol thread...can only imagine how that would turn out!

Who is Traj? I mean, wouldn't Trad be more appropriate?

And I blame you, for being horny when I was only trying to help rube!

[missdpuck]

Originally Posted by Traditional_Ale

Who is Traj? I mean, wouldn't Trad be more appropriate?

And I blame you, for being horny when I was only trying to help rube!

Yeah...someone else referred to you as "Traj" I dont remember where. Being new I just assumed that was the protocol. Can I have a Staropromen please.... Actually I dont drink anymore as I am training for a fitness competition. This thread has corrupted me though. Wow.

[FurnaceFace]

I've been with my wife for nearly 16 year, married for 8+. The past two wedding anniversaries - which falls the day before my sister's birthday - we have both completely forgotten about it and only realized a few days later or because said sister sent us an email mentioning the anniversary. I believe if asked, she would have no clue what day we "started going out", she might get as close as "early December". As a result, watching football on our anniversary would obviously be no big deal, she might even watch with me.

I must be the luckiest man alive.

[Slava]

rube, you have a good opportunity here. She says its fine for you to watch the game...so now you suck it up, and don't watch. Make plans and wow her and just blow the game off. She won't forget that you did that for her!

My wife and I celebrate both our wedding anniversary and our dating anniversary. I always scrambling because I have no idea what I should be doing for them, but I have to admit that I think its fun. I might be the odd man out here, but I do like spending time with my wife...so an excuse to go out for a nice dinner or go to a fun event is always great in my books.

[troutman]

Mrs. troutman says send her to the spa from 10:00 am to 1:00 pm on the big day.

[Slava]

Originally Posted by fotze

Wow, you really are a liberal, the friend who subtly makes it clear they believe they are a better person than you are.. You sure you didn't used to be my roomate.

haha! I didn't mean for it to come across like that...just after reading the pages leading up to my comment I figured that I was setting myself up for some comments about how much of a wuss I am!

[BuzzardsWife]

get her a card and watch your game!

[Nancy]

Originally Posted by fotze

Note to women. Don't bother ever getting a man a card. Ever! A card made by a child is golden but any card bought in a store, don't waste your time. Grazing his package with the bag of lettuce while unpackaging the groceries is 1 billion times more satisfying than a card.

Ah, yes, lettuce... the most erotic of the leafy green vegetables.

[Nancy]

Originally Posted by fotze

I think the guy who got caught humping the steel bench, had his wife give him a card for his birthday, who could blame him.

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