Maxim "the unsexiest women in the world"

[feartheflames]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21494412/

or

http://vancouver.24hrs.ca/Entertainm...16145-sun.html

on the list is
1) Sarah Jessica Parker
2) Amy Winehouse
3) Madonna
4) Sandra Oh
5) Britney Spears

wow and they wonder why girls have low self esteem


this is what they say

1 Sarah Jessica Parker
"The least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women."
2 Amy Winehouse
She has "translucent skin" and a "rat's nest mane."
3 Sandra Oh
"Dr. McSkinny, with her cold bedside manner and boyish figure."
4 Madonna
"With a mug that looks Euro-sealed to her skull."
5 Britney Spears
"She's lost the ability to perform, but gained two kids, two useless ex-husbands, and about 23 pounds of Funyun pudge."

[Table 5]

can i add sarah silverman to that list? can't stand that try-hard.

[Juventus3]

It's mean ya, but true. Sarah Parker or whatever her name is needs some major nosejob action (sorry, but it's hollywood, if you don't like the heat get outta the kitchen!).

Britney spears has the ability to be on both sides of the spectrum, but she's white trash so it probably won't happen.

[rubecube]

Originally Posted by feartheflames

wow and they wonder why girls have low self esteem

Maybe some girls just need to grow some thicker skin? One of the men's magazines (either Maxim, Stuff or FHM) had something similar about the ugliest men on TV about 6 months ago.

[Bill Bumface]

Kristen Dunst better be on that list....

[Clever_Iggy]

Sarah Jessica Parker's face looks like a foot.

Ive been trying to explain to my girlfriend for a long time that Sarah Jessica Parker is extremely not sexy (I used other terms), so finally I have some irrefutable evidence.

Edit: Thank you 4X4.

[feartheflames]

I'll be ok with it if we can add Ann Coulter to the list


I guess My problem is with Sandra Oh (it seems really weird that they singled her out - she's not horrible) and Britney Spears ( why kick a person when they are down.)

other than that... whatever

[Cowboy89]

Originally Posted by feartheflames

I'll be ok with it if we can add Ann Coulter to the list


I guess My problem is with Sandra Oh (it seems really weird that they singled her out - she's not horrible) and Britney Spears ( why kick a person when they are down.)

other than that... whatever

Oh come on. Whenever I see her and her facial features I constantly ask myself how someone like that not only got on TV in a regular role but also is expected to have a love interest. She wins the Cynthia Nixon award for ugliest Supporting actress in a TV series. Funny how gritty women are featured on shows watched primarily by women. It's almost as if these characters are screaming out to men: 'change the channel.'

[redforever]

Originally Posted by Clever_Iggy

Sarah Jessica Parker's face looks like a foot.

Ive been trying to explain to my girlfriend for a long time that she's extremely not sexy (I used other terms), so finally I have some irrefutable evidence.

And her head is wayyyyyyyyyyyy too big for her body too.

[Bertuzzied]

Lucy Liu is horrid. Can't believe she gets so many roles.

Paris Hilton has to be one too. All that money and she still messes up her plastic surgery.

and sarah jessica parker? Matthew Broderick would look hotter in an evening gown. hehe

[troutman]

The Maxim article was gratuitously cruel; Parker was compared to Secretariat.

[rubecube]

Originally Posted by troutman

The Maxim article was gratuitously cruel; Parker was compared to Secretariat.

Well, if the horseshoe fits...

[Flames_Gimp]

I totally agree with number one on the list. yuck

[4X4]

Originally Posted by Clever_Iggy

Ive been trying to explain to my girlfriend for a long time that she's extremely not sexy (I used other terms), so finally I have some irrefutable evidence.

Very easily misunderstood...


Maxim sucks. Maybe they were funnier in the past, or maybe I've grown out of their humour, but reading Maxim makes my brain hurt.

As for an ugly list, pretty unnecessary IMO. What was that thing my mother used to say about not being able to say anything nice?

[Clever_Iggy]

Originally Posted by 4X4

Very easily misunderstood...

Wowza.

I think Ill edit that.

[GreenLantern]

I am glad that somebody else has recognized how ugly Sandra Oh is. I am sorry but I just can't find this girl good looking.

[Bobblehead]

Originally Posted by 4X4

Very easily misunderstood...


Maxim sucks. Maybe they were funnier in the past, or maybe I've grown out of their humour, but reading Maxim makes my brain hurt.

As for an ugly list, pretty unnecessary IMO. What was that thing my mother used to say about not being able to say anything nice?

Maxim's first year or two it was a good magazine. Yeah, they still had the hot covergirl, but inside they actually had interesting articles, like a doorman at a high end strip club. Then they seemed to decide any article with more than 400 words was too long. After that it was funny for a bit, but got tired really quickly.

And this article was just spiteful. Anyone recall Ms Parker in LA Story? She was pretty cute there.

[peter12]

That's funny, I really find Sandra Oh attractive. The hair... mmmm.

[RougeUnderoos]

With the obvious exception of Britney, they really pick on women who have actual brains and talent.

Who makes the sexy-dame list in this magazine (besides Britney probably 2 years ago)? Jessica Simpson, Tila Tequila and some porn star I'm sure, or a comparable list of talentless, silicone ditzes. I know which crowd I'd prefer to hang out with.

[gottabekd]

I remember SJP in a kids movie, Hocus Pocus. She was a witch. And I remember liking her in that.