10-29-2007, 06:03 AM
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#2 960 Prankster
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: In a Pub
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I think they ask how to spell the word "you".
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10-29-2007, 06:37 AM
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#3
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Lifetime Suspension
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If u have to ask u likely aren't qualified for the job.
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10-29-2007, 07:53 AM
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#4
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lanny_MacDonald
If u have to ask u likely aren't qualified for the job.
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this is pretty much the right answer. better to not get a job you're not qualified for/not quite ready to take on than get in over your head.
you've probably just got the jitters. relax. you'll do fine.
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10-29-2007, 07:56 AM
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#5
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Scoring Winger
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For the TS job, you should know how to configure a Mac and a PC.
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10-29-2007, 09:23 AM
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#6
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Such a pretty girl!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Calgary
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If it's anything like my last job, know things like TCP/IP, command prompt, DNS and other network/internet related items. As well, know how to navigate your way through a computer to find tcp/ip settings and what they mean. Oh, and doing so without having to refer to a sheet of paper each time while trying to get a customer barely able to turn on the pc to understand what you are saying.
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10-29-2007, 09:48 AM
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#7
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Norm!
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pee in a cup, don't let it splash over the side.
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10-29-2007, 09:58 AM
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#8
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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Memorize this answer:
"Unfortunately, I do not deal with television and have no way of fixing your poor PPV picture and sound quality."
The test might be aptitude, psych., if you fold a box one way, how would it look in the end. Test your typing skills, etc. Then, if you get the job, maybe they'll teach you all you need to know. This is, of course, assuming this is an entry level job with no previous experience necessary.
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10-29-2007, 02:30 PM
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#9
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wins 10 internets
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: slightly to the left
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the test is ridiculously easy for anyone who knows computers at all. the only stuff i had trouble with is the Mac questions, but those are considered bonus anyways and i still got almost all of them just by guessing with common sense. and with the way things are now, you literally have to be a mouth breather not to get in. when i took the test the minimum requirement was 60% correct on the test. now with the labor market last i hear it was some stupid small number like 40%
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10-29-2007, 02:35 PM
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#10
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lanny_MacDonald
If u have to ask u likely aren't qualified for the job.
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But it's Calgary. U don't need to be qualified for a job anymore. U just have to be willing to show up most of the time u r scheduled for.
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10-29-2007, 03:57 PM
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Basement Chicken Choker
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a land without pants, or war, or want. But mostly we care about the pants.
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Shaw tech support? You need to know how to say the following:
"Have you tried rebooting the computer? How about the cable modem? Hmm, ok... Wait - do you have a router that you could also try rebooting? Damn, STILL not working? Whoah. Um, I'm not sure we can go any farther right now - let me get somebody from 2nd level to call you back."
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10-29-2007, 03:59 PM
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#12
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Lifetime Suspension
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Do you have access to Google? It's seriously a life saver on some job sites.
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10-29-2007, 04:00 PM
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#13
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by lifer
But it's Calgary. U don't need to be qualified for a job anymore. U just have to be willing to show up most of the time u r scheduled for.
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This iz 2 dam tru.
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10-29-2007, 04:03 PM
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#14
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2006
Location: @HOOT250
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Quote:
Originally Posted by lifer
But it's Calgary. U don't need to be qualified for a job anymore. U just have to be willing to show up most of the time u r scheduled for.
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I love that little comment, because its so true. Its become the same out here in Victoria. I run into people that aren't qualified to work at McDonalds but some how are computer "techs".
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Quote:
Originally Posted by henriksedin33
Not at all, as I've said, I would rather start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams. Bunch of underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in the playoffs.
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10-29-2007, 06:25 PM
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#15
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Lifetime Suspension
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But, his name is Teknodude2000. He's a shoe in.
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10-29-2007, 06:32 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Calgary
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i did that test like 6 years ago? oct '01...if you know the basics of the computer its pretty easy
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10-29-2007, 06:45 PM
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#17
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Likes Cartoons
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Just answer every question with
#include <iostream.h>
main()
{
cout << "Hello World!";
return 0;
}
and you'll be a shoe in.
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10-29-2007, 06:50 PM
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#18
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Director of the HFBI
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TheyCallMeBruce
Just answer every question with
#include <iostream.h>
main()
{
cout << "Hello World!";
return 0;
}
and you'll be a shoe in.
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you fail. main must always have a return type int. 
And what's with this #include <iostream.h>. C++ just is #include <iostream>
Or #include <stdio.h> for those c geeks out there.
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10-29-2007, 06:54 PM
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Likes Cartoons
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Quote:
Originally Posted by arsenal
you fail. main must always have a return type int. 
And what's with this #include <iostream.h>. C++ just is #include <iostream>
Or #include <stdio.h> for those c geeks out there.
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Well, I wrote it off the top of my head. That's pretty good considering I haven't touched c++ in 6 years.
Plus why should I remember c++. I make more than programmers anyway :P
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10-29-2007, 06:57 PM
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#20
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by arsenal
you fail. main must always have a return type int. 
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.... according to the ISO standard... but go have a look at the example code in the borland C++ compiler documentation
lololololoollolo amirite? AMIRITE?!
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