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Old 09-07-2009, 12:49 PM   #81
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Dude, that sounds EXACTLY like my french camp in 1995. Same scenario and story. Was your councellor name Maverick????
Haha, no. But that's really unfortunate that that happened to someone else too!
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Old 09-07-2009, 12:51 PM   #82
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Baby poop has to be the worst smell ever.
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Old 09-07-2009, 12:52 PM   #83
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I can't even believe this even needs to be up for debate. Poop is 100 times worse.
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Old 09-07-2009, 01:16 PM   #84
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I'd rather be puked on instead of getting a Cincinnati bow tie.
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Old 09-07-2009, 01:18 PM   #85
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When I was in kindergarden I seem to remember having this teacher who intimidated the hell out of me. Don't remember why but anyway there was this one particular day where I needed to take a dump really bad. I was too afraid to ask so I tried to hold it until the day was over. It was near the end and I couldn't hold it any longer. I was afraid I would make a mess of my pants with the poop falling down my pant leg and onto the floor. I stuck my hand down the back of my pants to catch what was coming out. We were standing at the time singing a song and the teacher notices what I was doing. She yells at me to take my hand out. Out of fear I reacted forgetting what was in my hand. I remember being embarrassed as the other kids laughed when they saw the poop on the floor.

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Old 09-07-2009, 01:47 PM   #86
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Does it make me a bad mom thatI took this pic?


Poop FTW!
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Old 09-07-2009, 01:49 PM   #87
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I'd be more concerned that your baby has a big black rectangle where his package is supposed to be.

I can't believe I'm not gagging right now.
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Old 09-07-2009, 01:57 PM   #88
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Her package...
I did that because there are sickos out there.
(but what does that make me for taking the pic in the first place?)
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Old 09-07-2009, 02:11 PM   #89
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Her package...
I did that because there are sickos out there.
(but what does that make me for taking the pic in the first place?)
As long as you now change the the diaper and don't just wrap her back up....I would say a good mom. She does look happy.
Beautiful baby by the way.(minus the poop.)
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Old 09-07-2009, 02:29 PM   #90
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ughhhhh, it's on her feet, grooosss
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Old 09-07-2009, 02:41 PM   #91
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I did that because there are sickos out there.
(but what does that make me for taking the pic in the first place?)
LOL, I was just joking. But I do apologize for calling her a him.

I guess maybe this is why I'm not a parent. I don't even know what I'd do in that circumstance. If I ever do have kids, I might have to pay my wife to change all the diapers because I sure as hell don't want to be messing around with a kid COVERED in poop!
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Old 09-07-2009, 02:43 PM   #92
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Does it make me a bad mom thatI took this pic?


Poop FTW!
Forget all about "bad mom" or whatever. This makes you an effing hero! I'm almost barfing looking at the picture!
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Old 09-07-2009, 02:44 PM   #93
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Crap can come out from your mouth too. Its quite rare though.

I know someone who recently died in a car accident, and during his stay at the hospital, due to the consquences of the accident he unfortunately vomitted crap.

Awful feeling, ugh.
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Old 09-07-2009, 03:02 PM   #94
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Poop is definatly way grosser. When your buddy or your gf pukes after a good night of drinking you hold their hair and help clean it up.

If someone poops all over the bathroom their is no chance in hell I am getting in their and touching it.

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Old 09-07-2009, 03:24 PM   #95
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You can't just dump a bunch of saw dust on a steaming pile of crap.
My vote is poop is grosser and funnier.
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Old 09-07-2009, 04:14 PM   #97
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Well i was told to come to this treand hahaha

Puke............ You unwantingly have to look at puke sometimes! poop you can jsut flush away.
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I'm having real difficulty picking between the two. I make a case for one, and then I think of something more disgusting about the other.
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Old 09-07-2009, 04:55 PM   #99
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Forget all about "bad mom" or whatever. This makes you an effing hero! I'm almost barfing looking at the picture!
Haha. That picture is awesome. And the poop doesn't bother me in the least... seems to come with the baby territory I think.
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I once drove around with one of my buddies frozen puke in my car for a week or so. What can I say? I was 18 and didn't give a fata. When the time came it was easier to clean up because it was frozen. The smell wasn't the greatest, but it was bearable.

On the other hand, had it been poop, I think I would have had to give the car away.
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