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Old 08-08-2007, 10:15 PM   #101
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Secondly, suggest the NuvaRing to her, I have at least 3 female friends who use it and swear by it.
just wanted to add this, in case people don't read things carefully.

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Old 08-08-2007, 10:27 PM   #102
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just wanted to add this, in case people don't read things carefully.

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Just to be clear, neither does pulling out, diaphragm, IUD, pill, injection, patch.
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Just to be clear, neither does pulling out, diaphragm, IUD, pill, injection, patch.
There are some that would argue a child to be a sexually transmitted disease.
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Just to be clear, neither does pulling out, diaphragm, IUD, pill, injection, patch.

Good Point, just didnt want people to think that NuvaRing® was the same as a condom or something.
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Old 08-08-2007, 10:38 PM   #105
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This thread is just another example of why women have it worse than men. You get the condom, our options are needles, pills, things in our hooeys... whatever. Suck it up princesses! Do your part! I can't wait until the male birth control pill comes out.
You have a condom too you whiny old hag.

jeez, what's wrong with these spinsters these days. Stick to your cats and marmalade, us men have countries to run.
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Old 08-08-2007, 10:41 PM   #106
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What about abstinence? That is the best method to avoid both pregnancy and/or one of the Devil's Diseases.

I've been working with a youth group for almost 20 years and we promote abstinence through education, flogging, prayer and ipecac. After a bit of a dip in the late 90's we saw our member retention rates explode in 2006 to nearly .1%.
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Well since no one else has suggested it...just do it in the butt.
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Old 08-08-2007, 11:07 PM   #108
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This thread is just another example of why women have it worse than men. You get the condom, our options are needles, pills, things in our hooeys... whatever. Suck it up princesses! Do your part! I can't wait until the male birth control pill comes out.
You're also the one that has to go through childbirth...

Your choice.
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I remember sex.

Or was that a figment of my imagination?

Hmmmm....

....figments....

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If you need something to ruin the mood, apparently there is a Roseanne Barr sex tape.
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Forget 'cum', How did 'Roseanne Barr sex tape' avoid the swear filter?!

KILL IT!
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You're also the one that has to go through childbirth...

Your choice.
How much money you make? Think I could take half? Don't put the whole thing in the ladies hands... you have responsibilities too.
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Pulling out is actually way more effective than you'll ever learn in school. It's actually about 96% when you do it right. The problem is it's really easy to screw up and your odds go to hell if the little man gets queasy unexpectedly and pukes in the love boat.
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This thread is just another example of why women have it worse than men. You get the condom, our options are needles, pills, things in our hooeys... whatever. Suck it up princesses! Do your part! I can't wait until the male birth control pill comes out.
That's what I was saying earlier, about the male contraceptive pill. I will totally be up for taking that. Personally, I can't stand wearing a condom but do it because there's really no other choice.

Lambskin condoms btw are the closest you can get to feeling the same sensation as when not wearing protection.
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Ah, pulling out. I refer to that as the "Crapshoot" method of birthcontrol. It's how my friend ended up with two kids.
What, he didn't learn the first time?

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I think the question has been answered. We would like to keep the board PG13ish.
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