08-08-2007, 10:15 PM
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#101
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nehkara
I love CP.
Secondly, suggest the NuvaRing to her, I have at least 3 female friends who use it and swear by it.
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just wanted to add this, in case people don't read things carefully.
IMPORTANT SAFETY INFORMATION
NuvaRing® does not protect against HIV infection and other sexually transmitted diseases.
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08-08-2007, 10:27 PM
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#102
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CalgaryFan1988
just wanted to add this, in case people don't read things carefully.
IMPORTANT SAFETY INFORMATION
NuvaRing® does not protect against HIV infection and other sexually transmitted diseases.
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Just to be clear, neither does pulling out, diaphragm, IUD, pill, injection, patch.
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Huge thanks to Dion for the signature!
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08-08-2007, 10:29 PM
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#103
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Obscure Jersey Wiz
Join Date: May 2007
Location: The Marsh
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nehkara
Just to be clear, neither does pulling out, diaphragm, IUD, pill, injection, patch.
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There are some that would argue a child to be a sexually transmitted disease.
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08-08-2007, 10:30 PM
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#104
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nehkara
Just to be clear, neither does pulling out, diaphragm, IUD, pill, injection, patch.
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Good Point, just didnt want people to think that NuvaRing® was the same as a condom or something.
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08-08-2007, 10:38 PM
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#105
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: The Void between Darkness and Light
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FireFly
This thread is just another example of why women have it worse than men. You get the condom, our options are needles, pills, things in our hooeys... whatever. Suck it up princesses! Do your part! I can't wait until the male birth control pill comes out.
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You have a condom too you whiny old hag.
jeez, what's wrong with these spinsters these days. Stick to your cats and marmalade, us men have countries to run.
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08-08-2007, 10:41 PM
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#106
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Clinching Party
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What about abstinence? That is the best method to avoid both pregnancy and/or one of the Devil's Diseases.
I've been working with a youth group for almost 20 years and we promote abstinence through education, flogging, prayer and ipecac. After a bit of a dip in the late 90's we saw our member retention rates explode in 2006 to nearly .1%.
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08-08-2007, 11:07 PM
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#107
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Referee
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: In your enterprise AI
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Originally Posted by Burninator
Well since no one else has suggested it...just do it in the butt.
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Woohoo!
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08-08-2007, 11:07 PM
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#108
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Ontario
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FireFly
This thread is just another example of why women have it worse than men. You get the condom, our options are needles, pills, things in our hooeys... whatever. Suck it up princesses! Do your part! I can't wait until the male birth control pill comes out.
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You're also the one that has to go through childbirth...
Your choice.
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08-08-2007, 11:15 PM
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#109
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CP's Resident DJ
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In the Gin Bin
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I remember sex.
Or was that a figment of my imagination?
Hmmmm....
....figments....
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08-08-2007, 11:26 PM
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#110
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in your blind spot.
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If you need something to ruin the mood, apparently there is a Roseanne Barr sex tape.
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"The problem with any ideology is that it gives the answer before you look at the evidence."
—Bill Clinton
"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance--it is the illusion of knowledge."
—Daniel J. Boorstin, historian, former Librarian of Congress
"But the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity"
—WKRP in Cincinatti
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08-08-2007, 11:27 PM
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#111
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: The Void between Darkness and Light
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Forget 'cum', How did 'Roseanne Barr sex tape' avoid the swear filter?!
KILL IT!
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08-08-2007, 11:52 PM
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#112
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by calculoso
You're also the one that has to go through childbirth...
Your choice.
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How much money you make? Think I could take half? Don't put the whole thing in the ladies hands... you have responsibilities too.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Grimbl420
I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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08-09-2007, 12:43 AM
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#113
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My face is a bum!
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Pulling out is actually way more effective than you'll ever learn in school. It's actually about 96% when you do it right. The problem is it's really easy to screw up and your odds go to hell if the little man gets queasy unexpectedly and pukes in the love boat.
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08-09-2007, 12:53 AM
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#114
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FireFly
This thread is just another example of why women have it worse than men. You get the condom, our options are needles, pills, things in our hooeys... whatever. Suck it up princesses! Do your part! I can't wait until the male birth control pill comes out.
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That's what I was saying earlier, about the male contraceptive pill. I will totally be up for taking that. Personally, I can't stand wearing a condom but do it because there's really no other choice.
Lambskin condoms btw are the closest you can get to feeling the same sensation as when not wearing protection.
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08-09-2007, 01:00 AM
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#115
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Silicon Valley
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Drunk Skunk
Ah, pulling out. I refer to that as the "Crapshoot" method of birthcontrol. It's how my friend ended up with two kids.
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What, he didn't learn the first time?
Quote:
Originally Posted by fotze
Ha Ha stupid Ha Ha Stupid Oilers!
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lol
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Last edited by Phanuthier; 08-09-2007 at 01:03 AM.
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08-09-2007, 01:07 AM
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#116
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Moderation in all things...
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I think the question has been answered. We would like to keep the board PG13ish.
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