12-02-2010, 02:35 PM
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Man buries girlfriend in his jail cell
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNew.../16386601.html
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LIMA - A Dutchman imprisoned in Lima for drug trafficking murdered his girlfriend during a visit and walled up body in his jail cell, police said Monday.
Authorities discovered the body of 22-year-old Leslie Paredes Silva three months later.
Jason Sanford Stalig Conquet, 32, confessed to his crime when prison guards asked him about the odor emanating from a concrete ledge he had built into a corner of his cell to hide the body of 22-year-old Peruvian Leslie Paredes Silva, they said.
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How the heck do the gaurds not notice someone come in, but not coming out?
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12-02-2010, 02:39 PM
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Uh dude, it's in Peru. They eat guinea pigs.
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12-02-2010, 02:41 PM
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Norm!
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Originally Posted by Komskies
Uh dude, it's in Peru. They eat guinea pigs.
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So Richard Gere would be the perfect food smuggler for that prison.
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12-02-2010, 02:44 PM
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Not the one...
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Edgar Allan Poe approves.
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12-02-2010, 02:45 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
So Richard Gere would be the perfect food smuggler for that prison.
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I literally had the thread closed and was reading another thread when I got this joke.
Had to come back to share that.
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12-02-2010, 03:27 PM
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Ate 100 Treadmills
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Originally Posted by puckluck
How the heck do the gaurds not notice someone come in, but not coming out?
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How did they not notice him building a concrete wall within his cell?
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12-02-2010, 03:28 PM
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How are inmates allowed to procure concrete?
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12-02-2010, 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Komskies
How are inmates allowed to procure concrete?
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Everyone needs concrete sometimes.
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12-02-2010, 03:31 PM
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Norm!
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I hope he kept his shovel, you know for conjugal visits and stuff.
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12-02-2010, 03:31 PM
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Ate 100 Treadmills
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Originally Posted by Komskies
How are inmates allowed to procure concrete?
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Seriously, what kind of jail is this? They are allowed to have women into the cell that nobody keeps track of, and they get construction supplies.
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12-02-2010, 03:31 PM
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Norm!
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Originally Posted by Locke
Everyone needs concrete sometimes.
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That takes on a whole new meaning when your talking about prison you know?
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12-02-2010, 03:34 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GreenLantern
I literally had the thread closed and was reading another thread when I got this joke.
Had to come back to share that.
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It wouldn't matter how many times I closed this thread, I'm still not getting it.
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12-02-2010, 03:41 PM
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Norm!
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One of my favorite Poe works
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12-02-2010, 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
That takes on a whole new meaning when your talking about prison you know?
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Maybe he was planning on making himself some concrete pants, you know, to prevent future shower violations.
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12-02-2010, 04:06 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2009
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Its Peru guys... If im not mistaken this is more then likely one of the prisons run by the inmates. Inmates have weapons, make the rules. Its just a walled in city of criminals.
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12-02-2010, 04:07 PM
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This is rather disturbing on several levels.
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12-02-2010, 04:16 PM
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RealtorŪ
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Calgary
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Different worlds....I can only imagine the Can US guidlines for visitors into a prison
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12-02-2010, 04:41 PM
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There's more than one Dutchman in a Lima prison? I thought maybe Jordan Van Der Sloot was causing trouble again...
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12-02-2010, 04:55 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Komskies
How are inmates allowed to procure concrete?
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Man, Theo must be desperate for business.
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