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Old 01-21-2009, 07:19 AM   #1
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Well you are going to LOVE this!

Non-wealthy folk please move on...no news for you here!

The link

Hey Fotze...make sure you pass this on to your wife!
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Old 01-21-2009, 07:43 AM   #2
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No wonder I can never pleasure my woman...
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Old 01-21-2009, 08:07 AM   #3
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Good thing I measure my wealth according to how many people I've clubbed.
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Old 01-21-2009, 08:21 AM   #5
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A interesting question of

A interesting question of relevance for a business magazine that has a proportionately higher number of men readers than women. I mean who really cares whether woman even achieve the big O as long as we get what we want... isnt this story is more suited to the womans weeklys!


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Old 01-21-2009, 08:28 AM   #6
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I just finished writing a magazine article on how often women actually need sex. I suppose this could have been another variable I should have used; the more greenbacks you have, the more humpbacks you get.
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Old 01-21-2009, 08:32 AM   #7
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I just finished writing a magazine article on how often women actually need sex. I suppose this could have been another variable I should have used; the more greenbacks you have, the more humpbacks you get.

that would be a whale of a tale...


I'm so sorry for that...
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Old 01-21-2009, 08:40 AM   #8
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I fowarded to a wise friend.

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“Increasing partner income had a highly positive effect on women’s self-reported frequency of orgasm. More desirable mates cause women to experience more orgasms”, said Dr Pollet to the Times Online.
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Those women just want to keep the taps turned on... so they fake it. Us poor folk still know how to. . . .
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Old 01-21-2009, 08:47 AM   #9
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I just finished writing a magazine article on how often women actually need sex. I suppose this could have been another variable I should have used; the more greenbacks you have, the more humpbacks you get.
Women don't like sex and never talk about it. It's taboo.
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Old 01-21-2009, 09:23 AM   #10
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Old 01-21-2009, 09:24 AM   #11
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Women don't like sex and never talk about it. It's taboo.
...And don't ever change. Breaking that taboo is man's life mission.
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Old 01-21-2009, 09:30 AM   #12
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...And don't ever change. Breaking that taboo is man's life mission.
Not much of a mission these days!
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Old 01-21-2009, 09:32 AM   #13
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Women don't like sex and never talk about it. It's taboo.
Actually, the only one's who don't talk about sex when everyone else around the table is are the virgins.
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Old 01-21-2009, 09:33 AM   #14
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Nice to see my Alma Mater in the news for all their groundbreaking research...
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Old 01-21-2009, 10:04 AM   #15
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I thought, um, length and girth had a lot to do with it. Does it follow logically then that men with length and girth are more successful financially?

Edit: To head off SA remarks, I'm moderately well off, but not filthy rich. Financially that is.
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Old 01-21-2009, 10:09 AM   #16
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Follow along. We are not talking about love. Money can buy lots and lots of sex.
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Old 01-21-2009, 10:15 AM   #17
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I'm a university student.Enough said.

Maybe that is linked to why I'm single lol.
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Old 01-21-2009, 10:26 AM   #18
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As the MoneyGuy I felt I had to look. Suspicions confirmed....
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Those women just want to keep the taps turned on... so they fake it. Us poor folk still know how to. . . .
I tend to agree with the following...why would the guy care as long as he gets what he wants?

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A interesting question of

A interesting question of relevance for a business magazine that has a proportionately higher number of men readers than women. I mean who really cares whether woman even achieve the big O as long as we get what we want... isnt this story is more suited to the womans weeklys!


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Old 01-21-2009, 11:16 AM   #20
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Anyone want to guess what the results would be if they reversed the study to look at what how successful wealthy women are with giving men an orgasm? I'd guess the results would be something like this:
wealthy women: 99.5%
poor women: 99.5%
reasonably clean tube sock (control): 99.3%

Actually, you can probably use any sample of women or comfortable inanimate objects, and the results would be more or less the same. Which probably has to do with the evolutionary anthropology that the article talks about: we're just not wired for discriminating mate selection. All of this isn't to suggest that all women are equally proficient; just that any quantitative models of analysis are far less effective for studying the male orgasm.
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