08-12-2008, 11:19 PM
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Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench
From the WDF category 
Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.
Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.
The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/08...g-steel-bench/
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08-12-2008, 11:26 PM
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I always thought fotze was a white guy from Calgary..?
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08-13-2008, 12:08 AM
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Originally Posted by 4X4
I always thought fotze was a white guy from Calgary..?
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Who do you think was under the bench?
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08-13-2008, 12:11 AM
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Has Towel, Will Travel
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That should get him an honourable mention in this year's Darwin Awards.
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08-13-2008, 09:28 AM
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I read this article earlier in the week, and I have to wonder how small his erect penis is that he thought it would fit in one of the holes.
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08-13-2008, 09:34 AM
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I'm a tall lanky white guy, mine would only get stuck in a metal fence.
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08-13-2008, 09:38 AM
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Originally Posted by FireFly
I read this article earlier in the week, and I have to wonder how small his erect penis is that he thought it would fit in one of the holes.
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Funny...thats what I thought too! LOL
I also thought...geez we arent that far removed from dogs humping legs when it comes to getting ourselves off!
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08-13-2008, 09:49 AM
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It's not easy being green!
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Well he got it in there when he wasn't aroused.. what kept him aroused when he got it stuck?
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08-13-2008, 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted by pope04
Who do you think was under the bench?
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well played 
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08-13-2008, 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by troutman
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For those times that a Ball-peen hammer just won't do....
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08-13-2008, 11:13 AM
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This may come across as a bit crude but a hand just seems much more appealing than steel. Maybe that's just me though.
weird.
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08-13-2008, 12:30 PM
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Good to know... I guess I'll cross "Steel Bench with small holes" off my list... doesn't seem worth the risk anymore.
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08-13-2008, 12:51 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kermitology
Well he got it in there when he wasn't aroused.. what kept him aroused when he got it stuck?
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A Sexy Bench!
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08-13-2008, 01:01 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kermitology
Well he got it in there when he wasn't aroused.. what kept him aroused when he got it stuck?
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The pressure which caused the return flow of blood to be cut off.
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08-13-2008, 01:51 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Originally Posted by Ozy_Flame
I'm a tall lanky white guy, mine would only get stuck in a chicken wire fence.
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Fixed!
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08-13-2008, 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted by 4X4
I always thought fotze was a white guy from Calgary..?
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Oh man...solid gold. no point in reading the rest of the thread
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08-13-2008, 03:08 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dion
From the WDF category
Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.
Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.
The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole. |
Did anyone else find this line hilarious?
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08-13-2008, 08:03 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dion
From the WDF category
Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble. |
How much you wanna bet his cellphone call log shows 1-900-HOT-BABE right before 9-1-1.
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08-13-2008, 08:58 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by First Lady
How much you wanna bet his cellphone call log shows 1-900-HOT-BABE right before 9-1-1.
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With pictures to arouse him too 
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