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Old 09-13-2007, 06:42 PM   #1
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This is a joke right? RIGHT?
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Old 09-13-2007, 06:44 PM   #2
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So I paid for one of the girls...and Chris Hanson just pulled up outside my house. Should I be concerned?
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Old 09-13-2007, 06:44 PM   #3
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Look @ the testimonials. I think it is a joke.
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Old 09-13-2007, 06:46 PM   #4
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anyone got 50 odd grand they could borrow me?

(im 17 so its not sick)
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Old 09-13-2007, 06:47 PM   #5
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Wow, Monique is only $5,995! My limit is $6000! It was destined to be...
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Old 09-13-2007, 06:47 PM   #6
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Testimonials are scary!

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“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"

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Old 09-13-2007, 06:50 PM   #7
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"Courtney’s grandmother married at 13, her mother married at 13, and Courtney has decided she wants to keep the tradition going. She would prefer to stay close to her large extended southern family and loves farm or at least rural life. She got an A in Home Ec. and has read up on what else would be expected of her as a wife and is looking forward to it."

.....wtf.....LMFAO
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Old 09-13-2007, 06:50 PM   #8
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This can't be real...and if it is real how is it legal. Isn't this just a bigger form of prositution?

I would expect to see this on FOX...
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Old 09-13-2007, 06:54 PM   #9
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Got to be a joke.

And if not...
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Old 09-13-2007, 06:55 PM   #10
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I get it

You pay them 50 grand to marry there daughter

There daughter divorcies you and takes half your stuff

Money well spent
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Old 09-13-2007, 07:09 PM   #11
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Hoax.

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes...urdaughter.asp
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Old 09-13-2007, 07:09 PM   #12
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So the price for most of the girls tends to be $20,000 or more...I was wondering why Cheyenne B. was going for "only" $5995. Well, it turns out she's *ahem* damaged goods, hence the discount.

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We’re a Christian family and Cheyenne has had trouble with unchristian desires although at heart we know she's a good Christian girl. She needs a husband with STRONG Christian values who will provide her a STRONG Christian home and help her to live a godly life.
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Old 09-13-2007, 07:19 PM   #13
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Wow, Monique is only $5,995! My limit is $6000! It was destined to be...
match made in heaven!
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Old 09-13-2007, 07:23 PM   #14
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haha now you just shattered half of CPer's dream.
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Old 09-13-2007, 10:10 PM   #15
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whew that would be so scary if it was real
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Old 09-13-2007, 10:17 PM   #16
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So. Illegal. It stuns me.
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So. Illegal. It stuns me.
Oh really....
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