02-04-2007, 11:45 AM
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Do you use your fly?
Reading the Sun this morning and Ted Byfield has a column titled
We can't take this affront sitting down
'You guys are being feminized, and you don't even know it.'
http://calgarysun.canoe.ca/NewsStand...23156-sun.html
He goes on about how he had to buy a new pair of long Johns and they didn't have the fly on the front. He took them back to Mark's Work Warehouse and complained because he wanted the fly....he didn't want to sit down while taking a ****.
I never use my fly....I always just pull it over top. It takes to long to try and weave it through the fly. What about you guys.....do you use your fly?
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02-04-2007, 11:49 AM
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It is a Ted Byfield article for god sakes!!
Do rational normal people read what he says and take it seriously? My god that is a scary thought....
For the record, i go over the top too. There is no way i could fit something this big through those fly holes they have... 
Claeren.
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02-04-2007, 11:50 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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I hate any pants that have anything above a fly and one button. I saw one pair that had about four or five buttons in place of the fly and I couldn't believe anyone would buy them. I need to unzip and undo the button, anything else feels foreign.
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02-04-2007, 12:16 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kybosh
I hate any pants that have anything above a fly and one button. I saw one pair that had about four or five buttons in place of the fly and I couldn't believe anyone would buy them. I need to unzip and undo the button, anything else feels foreign.
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Isn't he talking about 'long johns' which are more underwear than jeans?
Obviously no one is pulling it over the top of zipped-up blue jeans...
Maybe i misunderstood?
Claeren.
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02-04-2007, 12:17 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Claeren
Isn't he talking about 'long johns' which are more underwear than jeans?
Obviously no one is pulling it over the top of zipped-up blue jeans...
Maybe i misunderstood?
Claeren.
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Haha....ya that would be a little difficult.
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02-04-2007, 12:18 PM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Nov 2005
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Claeren
Isn't he talking about 'long johns' which are more underwear than jeans?
Obviously no one is pulling it over the top of zipped-up blue jeans...
Maybe i misunderstood?
Claeren.
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Maybe you're right. . . it was a long late night yesterday.
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02-04-2007, 12:21 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2005
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Never use the fly. always over the top. Also jeans with buttons instead on zips work fine for me. They're not nearly as difficult as they first seem and you never forget to do them like you may with a zip.
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02-04-2007, 12:58 PM
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Location: Calgary
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I'm one of those guys that have to have his pants at his ankle, with my shirt up to my chin while going in a public urinal.
 
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02-04-2007, 02:06 PM
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Ahh so that was you after the game last night.
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02-04-2007, 03:52 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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With jeans yeah, anything else generally no.
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02-04-2007, 03:55 PM
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I think most of my underwear (boxer briefs) don't have a fly...and I find them more comfortable.
Okay, I just checked...and it seems that most do have flys, I just never use them.
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02-04-2007, 04:56 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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hmm i've never really thought about that. i dont ive used just my fly since i was like 6, usually i undo the button and undo the fly, just the fly is too difficult.
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02-04-2007, 05:00 PM
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
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Make no mistake men, we are being feminized. But speaking strictly in terms of the above article, I don't want my little guy going through those scratchy metal teeth.
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02-04-2007, 06:32 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jayems
I'm one of those guys that have to have his pants at his ankle, with my shirt up to my chin while going in a public urinal.
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I think I went to highschool with you.
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02-04-2007, 06:36 PM
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Chick Magnet
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I'm confused, maybe well endowed too 
I'm not trying to manipulate anything through a zipper, god, that sounds awful. I undo belt, undo button, unzip fly, pull underwear down, urinate comfortably, reverse process.
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02-04-2007, 06:37 PM
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First Line Centre
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Most definately, the worst thread ever.
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02-04-2007, 06:45 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Hell
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i use my fly..... to rattle it when i need some *cough* service
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02-04-2007, 06:49 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
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I like the one piece long johns with the fly in the front and the flap in the back.
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02-04-2007, 06:51 PM
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I use mine, but only started recently after a change in underwear
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02-04-2007, 08:14 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Wookie
urinate comfortably, reverse process.
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Urinate uncomfortably? 
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