Need help compiling Textcritic's finest

[Thor]

Without giving away much, I need to find a number of debates from TC throughout the ages that I can collect into an email for some samples of his talents/knowledge and debate skills.

I'm trying to avoid just linking to threads, as the person reading the email is rather busy, but to show more of a "best of snippets."

If anyone is keen I would appreciate any help, this is a particularly busy week for me.

If this whole thing works out our very own TC will have a great opportunity from this and we will all get to nerd out at more of his wisdom.

[troutman]

I am still awaiting his autographed coffee-table book.

[Daradon]

Wait what? How did this happen? I sent him a PM this morning telling him how awesome he was.

I hope this is not like me encouraging C.C. to go away for a while.

[Sliver]

Stuff like this?

Originally Posted by Textcritic

I'm really sorry to anyone who suffered unnecessarily for looking at pictures of MMF's junk.

[worth]

Did he die or something? RIP Textcritic.

[Daradon]

He's fine. Thor is drunk.

[Thor]

lol you guys

[sa226]

I'd be curious to know what your opportunity for him is?

Because I think he is already in Europe re-translating the Bible into gifs and Internet memes for the Pope so he can be more "hip"

Or something like that.

At the very least he's curing cancer or taming a unicorn, so this "opportunity" had better be worthwhile.

[Daradon]

Originally Posted by sa226

I'd be curious to know what your opportunity for him is?

Because I think he is already in Europe re-translating the Bible into gifs and Internet memes for the Pope so he can be more "hip"

Or something like that.

At the very least he's curing cancer or taming a unicorn, so this "opportunity" had better be worthwhile.

How'd you get so smart so fast?

[Daradon]

I talked to him literally about 45 minutes before you posted this thread Thor.

He may be sleeping it off.

[HPLovecraft]

And if anyone has any naked photos of Textcritic, Thor wouldn't mind it if you sent those his way, too.

[Thor]

lol how much can people misunderstand me in one post, is my time in Iceland making me a dumb foreigner who can´t communicate his thoughts

[Daradon]

Originally Posted by Thor

lol how much can people misunderstand me in one post, is my time in Iceland making me a dumb foreigner who can´t communicate his thoughts

You are becoming more Bjork-like.

Beautiful and artistic, but not even your own countrymen can figure out what you're saying.

[Blaster86]

I dunno if a bible-thumper such as himself would appreciate this false-idol worship.

He probably thinks you're all heathens.