01-27-2012, 09:28 AM
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Norm!
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Girl, age 17, on a strict McNuggets diet since she was 2 rushed to hospital
Well D'uh
Looks better then I expected though. I was expecting Jabba the hut with long hair.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...#ixzz1kbQ2knIB
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01-27-2012, 09:37 AM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Vancouver, BC
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Her mom is an idiot... Lets feed a two year old nothing but fast food...
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01-27-2012, 09:39 AM
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First Line Centre
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So deficient was her body in vitamins and nutrients that she had to be injected with them.
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Funniest thing I've read all week.
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01-27-2012, 09:45 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: STH since 2002
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I was expecting to see a blimp. She is also addicted to the toys, hillarious.
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01-27-2012, 09:49 AM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: right here of course
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Heh...her nutritional chart isn't that far off really...take a one-a-day vitamin suppliment and she will be good to go 
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01-27-2012, 09:51 AM
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Ate 100 Treadmills
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Originally Posted by Stay Golden
I was expecting to see a blimp. She is also addicted to the toys, hillarious.
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According to the chart at the end of the article, eating three nugget meals a day only gets you 1500 of the recommended 2000 calories.
I kind of find this story BS though. It says she's never tasted a fruit or vegetable.
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01-27-2012, 09:53 AM
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Won the Worst Son Ever Award
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Sherwood Park
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I would literally crap my pants if I ate nothing but McNuggets.
Even after a 10 piece I find myself spending most of the afternoon hanging with the Cosby kids at the Super bowl.
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01-27-2012, 09:55 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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How did anyone ever think this was a good idea?
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01-27-2012, 10:04 AM
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Crash and Bang Winger
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Calgary
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As a McDonald's shareholder, I approve.
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01-27-2012, 10:07 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
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She is actually good looking, i was totally expecting Jabba the nugget.
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01-27-2012, 10:11 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by drewboy12
Her mom is an idiot... Lets feed a two year old nothing but fast food...
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To be fair to McDonalds, if her mom let her eat nothing but carrots her whole life she'd look like an oompa loompa and still have vitamin and nutritional deficiencies.
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01-27-2012, 10:15 AM
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by wookster
Heh...her nutritional chart isn't that far off really...take a one-a-day vitamin suppliment and she will be good to go |
Except for the additional 69% sodium intake daily it actually isn't oddly enough
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01-27-2012, 10:18 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Calgary
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Those photos of her all smiling and draped in her toys makes me think this story is bunk
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01-27-2012, 10:22 AM
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Norm!
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I wouldn't want to sit behind her in school, the gas that probably comes out of her body would shatter the Geneva Convention.
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01-27-2012, 10:26 AM
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Franchise Player
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The factory worker – who says she has never tasted fresh fruit or vegetables
Child abuse.
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01-27-2012, 10:31 AM
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First Line Centre
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Originally Posted by bomba
As a McDonald's shareholder, I approve.
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How overweight are you in this position 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T67DvoH2H3E
But, but....McDonalds uses white meat and doesn't mechanically seperate their meat......they used to but now they just mix up the meat paste batter of tendons, eyeballs, muscle tissue  add some artifical flavoring and it is ready for dipping. This stuff sells like hot cakes  as shareholders watch in amazement.
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01-27-2012, 10:34 AM
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Uncle Chester
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What in the hell is a 'strick McNuggets deal'?
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01-27-2012, 10:39 AM
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by macker
How overweight are you in this position
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T67DvoH2H3E
But, but....McDonalds uses white meat and doesn't mechanically seperate their meat...... they used to but now they just mix up the meat paste batter of tendons, eyeballs, muscle tissue add some artifical flavoring and it is ready for dipping. This stuff sells like hot cakes as shareholders watch in amazement. |
It actually isn't that bad...maybe blame it on the fact that I was raised in a culture that has people fight over who gets to eat fish eyes, but tendons (albeit fatty) and eyeballs aren't by default bad for eating. Muscle tissue is pretty common...almost everything is some form of muscle. Chicken wings have muscle tissue.
Mashing them together isn't great, but it's hardly the terror people generally make it out to be (though, if you're going in expecting pure white meat, I can understand the concern).
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Originally Posted by SportsJunky
What in the hell is a 'strick McNuggets deal'?
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strict McNuggets deal?
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01-27-2012, 10:42 AM
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Crash and Bang Winger
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Originally Posted by fatso
lube her up with a little honey-mustard, and I'd hit it.
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I came here to make a joke about having sex with a 17 year old, but I think you covered it with this post.
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