09-19-2006, 02:29 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Section 222
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Living the Canadian dream
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09-19-2006, 02:32 PM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Calgary
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She was on A&E a few nights ago as being a sex-addict. The guy comes home from practising/playing hockey and she requires sex (supposedly) at least 3 times before he goes to sleep. If he's too tired, tough. If he doesn't feel like it, tough. She's got a serious problem... sex is great and all, but sometimes (after 1-2 sessions) you just want to go to sleep.
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09-19-2006, 02:39 PM
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Crushed
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: The Sc'ank
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Maybe it just takes this guy 2-3 times before he gets it right and she's satisfied.
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09-19-2006, 02:43 PM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Eastern Girl
Maybe it just takes this guy 2-3 times before he gets it right and she's satisfied.
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Maybe... but A&E was pretty convinced that she was a sex-addict, not dissatisfied. Not sure why they'd do a special on her if she wasn't...
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09-19-2006, 02:48 PM
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#5
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Section 222
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Agamemnon
She was on A&E a few nights ago as being a sex-addict. The guy comes home from practising/playing hockey and she requires sex (supposedly) at least 3 times before he goes to sleep. If he's too tired, tough. If he doesn't feel like it, tough. She's got a serious problem... sex is great and all, but sometimes (after 1-2 sessions) you just want to go to sleep.
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I'll be the judge of that!!
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09-19-2006, 02:49 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Vancouver
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Eastern Girl
Maybe it just takes this guy 2-3 times before he gets it right and she's satisfied.
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Exactly!
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09-19-2006, 02:54 PM
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Everyone's Favorite Oilfan!
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: San Jose, California
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Oh what a huge problem this guy has! Poor baby!
How does he sleep at night????
Oh wait, I guess she doesn't let him!
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09-19-2006, 03:07 PM
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#8
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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haha.. what a lame video of him scoring...
Edit:
oooooh. i just made a pun! how exciting.
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09-19-2006, 05:45 PM
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#9
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Edmonton, Alberta
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Look at her as well. Probably a nice person, but not somebody I would wanna tackle a few times a day, if ya know what I mean....
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09-19-2006, 06:59 PM
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Atomic Nerd
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Calgary
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Boohoo! Cry Cry! Play hockey all day, have sex all night. Who is this guy? Chris Pronger?
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09-19-2006, 08:37 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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He does know he can dump her, right?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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09-19-2006, 10:10 PM
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#12
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Retired
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FireFly
He does know he can dump her, right?
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I don't think he'd be able to live it down.
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09-19-2006, 10:11 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaramonLS
I don't think he'd be able to live it down.
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If she was Jenna Jamieson, probably, but she's not even an extra on the set.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Grimbl420
I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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09-19-2006, 10:11 PM
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Random Title Change!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaramonLS
I don't think he'd be able to live it down.
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Yeah, I agree. "I dumped my girlfriend because she wanted sex and I wanted to sleep." Never going to live that down.
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Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
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09-19-2006, 11:18 PM
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Has lived the dream!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Where I lay my head is home...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Eastern Girl
Maybe it just takes this guy 2-3 times before he gets it right and she's satisfied.
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Lol I love how it's usually up to the guy to 'get it right' or otherwise make the session enjoyable. I've been with a couple women who are no better than this common stereotype, and heck, it's easier to get a guy excited isn't it?
Responsibility for making sex enjoyable should be shared 50/50. Yes there are lots of guys who can be selfish or lazy but there are lots of women who are unimaginative or boring themselves.
Back to the story, 3 times every single night over a long period of time would be a lot for anyone. Patners should obviously care about each others needs, but that goes for sex AND not wanting sex. Hard to say who needs to compromise more by this short story.
In interesting problem for sure and one many would want (reminds me of a joke) but hard to blame the guy.
As for the joke... How are sex and oxygen similar?
I'll put the punchline after a few guesses.
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09-19-2006, 11:33 PM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Daradon
Lol I love how it's usually up to the guy to 'get it right' or otherwise make the session enjoyable. I've been with a couple women who are no better than this common stereotype, and heck, it's easier to get a guy excited isn't it?
Responsibility for making sex enjoyable should be shared 50/50. Yes there are lots of guys who can be selfish or lazy but there are lots of women who are unimaginative or boring themselves.
Back to the story, 3 times every single night over a long period of time would be a lot for anyone. Patners should obviously care about each others needs, but that goes for sex AND not wanting sex. Hard to say who needs to compromise more by this short story.
In interesting problem for sure and one many would want (reminds me of a joke) but hard to blame the guy.
As for the joke... How are sex and oxygen similar?
I'll put the punchline after a few guesses.
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You don't think they are important until you are not getting any.
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09-20-2006, 06:39 AM
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#17
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Crash and Bang Winger
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: London, England
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My work blocks that site due to pornography so i have missed the joke completely, anyone care to explain?
The responsibility for making sex enjoyable should be on the person who wants it most. If the man is horny but the girl is not interested then he must use all his skills to get her in the mood and make it enjoyable for her so next time she is not interested she can remember how good it was. Works both ways. If both parties are raring to go then it should be enjoyable without too much effort.
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09-20-2006, 09:34 PM
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#18
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Has lived the dream!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Where I lay my head is home...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mccree
You don't think they are important until you are not getting any.
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Pretty much,
'Neither is a big deal unless your not getting any'.
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09-21-2006, 01:44 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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This guy is a baby. It sucks way more being on the opposite end of the spectrum.
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09-21-2006, 03:06 PM
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#20
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Has lived the dream!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Where I lay my head is home...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rubecube
This guy is a baby. It sucks way more being on the opposite end of the spectrum.
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Hahah, the point of my joke exactly...
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