How Drunk have you been?

[CMPunk]

This girl:


blew a .341 on Saturday night and proceeded to tweet about her arrest
http://www.brobible.com/college/arti...-341-iowa-game

According to this:http://bloodalcoholcalculator.org/ for a guy my size, thats about 22 shots in an hour

[Traditional_Ale]

Would not bang.

[CMPunk]

Originally Posted by Traditional_Ale

Would not bang.

If you blew .341...you'd bang the bottle

[Traditional_Ale]

Originally Posted by CMPunk

If you blew .341...you'd bang the bottle

Christ, if the cop was hot, I'd probably ask her for a quickie.

[MelBridgeman]

I don't know, the only breathalyzer i have had was either green, yellow or red...no numbers...blew green

[troutman]

Australians told me and Aeneas to settle down. That was pretty drunk.

[Jacks]

Back in the 80's I got drunk enough to wake up in the hospital.

[rubecube]

I would totally party with that chick.

[_Q_]

I've been so drunk that Dennys tasted good.

[Cain]

I've found that if you drink enough Crown Royal it starts to taste just OK.

[hayduke's dad]

Blew .248 on my impaired first blow then it went up to .253 on second.

Unfortunately that wasn't the drunkest I had ever been. very lucky to be alive right now

[18flames]

Got into 3 fights, passed out in a bronc pen(where they kept 20 or so bucking horses) woke up drunk, proceeded to drive 3 hours back to Calgary, stopped at a Dennys and puked out breakfast(probably from it simply just being Dennys), got home, slept for 30 hours, then did it again the next weekend, life of a rodeo cowboy.

[Northendzone]

i am a sensible drunk - last time I cranked it up was when I became involved in a ceaser drinking contest - I tapped out at 18. all I could think of was if I got sick, it would look like somebody died. Fortunately, I went to sleep rather easily, and did what I always do when drunk - wake up early the next morning.

.341 seems very high - but I have no personal frame of reference Given her twitter handle is vodka_sam, I'd expect her to try and top this..

[CaptainCrunch]

The day I left the army I downed a 26 of vodka in a drinking contest and added about a dozen beer for flavor.

I lost the contest, blacked out, suppossedly fell down a flight of stars. Punched out my best friend. Kicked the dashboard out of my girlfriends car, and woke up to the sweet taste of charcoal at the Rockyview.

Never again.

[GreenLantern]

I got so drunk at a Flames game once I literally could not walk down the stairs. I had to sit in my seat and wait it out, the guy came to kick us out and I explained the situation so he got me water and gave me another 30 minutes. After about a hour and some water I could function enough for my friend and the guy working to help me down.

I regret nothing. Lombo had two break away goals that game.

I think total I was at around 11 heroine beer starting about 15 minutes before puck drop. That was also the night before the Drumheller gas station bathroom incident I have told a few times here on Cpuck.

[Buff]

Originally Posted by GreenLantern

I got so drunk at a Flames game once I literally could not walk down the stairs. I had to sit in my seat and wait it out, the guy came to kick us out and I explained the situation so he got me water and gave me another 30 minutes. After about a hour and some water I could function enough for my friend and the guy working to help me down.

I regret nothing. Lombo had two break away goals that game.

I think total I was at around 11 heroine beer starting about 15 minutes before puck drop. That was also the night before the Drumheller gas station bathroom incident I have told a few times here on Cpuck.

During the 2011/12 season some guy was so drunk that at the end of the game he tripped and fell about four rows, landing in the row behind me as I was waiting to get down the stairs. If it weren't for the small amount of chair backing stopping him, he would have rolled into me and my 6 year old son, taking us out too. He doused me and my son with the beer that he couldn't save and I had to drive home to Lethbridge reeking like beer. Glad I didn't get pulled over.

[Huntingwhale]

When I was in high school, I got so drunk at my friends house that I sat down on his PS2 while NHL2001 was inside. The disc had a circular ring burned on it. He tried to feed me pizza but I wasn't able to fit it in my mouth. I kept pressing it against my eyes and nose. Eventually, he brought me to Fish Creek park and let me sleep on a bench while him and my other buddy threw rocks at ducks. All of this happened before 5pm. When I was finally able to sober up and walk home, my parents took me to the Christmas lights at race city.

[Old Yeller]

Originally Posted by GreenLantern

I think total I was at around 11 heroine beer starting about 15 minutes before puck drop.

I can barely talk after 5 or 6 heroin beer, I'm sure after 11 I'd probably be pretty confident I could fly.


When I was 16ish and had no clue how to drink, an old friend and I matched each other shot for shot and put away a bottle of southern comfort in around 5 to 10 minutes. I was such a light weight and that was so much booze so fast that I probably gave myself insta-alcohol poisoning.

Apparently I almost threw up on his doberman, tried to fight his younger sister, and ended up passing out on a dog bed that I'd thrown up on prior to that. I basically left a trail of vomit and misery...

That was a looooong long time ago and to this day the smell of southern comfort still makes me gag.

[GreenLantern]

Originally Posted by Buff

During the 2011/12 season some guy was so drunk that at the end of the game he tripped and fell about four rows, landing in the row behind me as I was waiting to get down the stairs. If it weren't for the small amount of chair backing stopping him, he would have rolled into me and my 6 year old son, taking us out too. He doused me and my son with the beer that he couldn't save and I had to drive home to Lethbridge reeking like beer. Glad I didn't get pulled over.

Which is exactly why I didn't move. I understood I was a drunk mess and knew the best thing for me was to wait it out.

[mdubz]

Got my stomach pumped on my 18th birthday...