12-18-2008, 09:13 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: 30 minutes from the Red Mile
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New cologne: "Flame" by BK
http://www.firemeetsdesire.com/
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The WHOPPER® sandwich is America’s Favorite burger.
FLAME™ by BK® captures the essence of that love and gives it to you. Behold the scent of seduction, with a hint of flame-broiled meat.
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http://www.rickyshalloween.com/flame...ay_p/flame.htm
Sample review:
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At first I was a little wary of your product, I mean, I've tried other things to help maintain my "chick magnet" status, such as the infamous "wolf sweater" or maybe just a pair of hot pants, but I really was missing the ultimate compliment to my attire, the Whopper Flame. Now the ladies literally want to eat me, literally....if only they had the fry vat body spray as I'm tired of wearing 5 hour old "Big Mac special sauce deodorant" wearing off and smelling like milk left in the sun for 3 days. It's folks who create stuff like this that are the "real men of genius."
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12-18-2008, 09:20 PM
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#2
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Lifetime Suspension
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Women can't resist the smell of smoked meat.
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12-18-2008, 09:22 PM
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#3
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GOAT!
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Oh God. Please, no.
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12-18-2008, 11:47 PM
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#4
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Lifetime Suspension
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I know what I want for Christmas!!
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12-19-2008, 12:10 AM
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#5
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Random Title Change!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary
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This...has to be a joke. Right?
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Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
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12-19-2008, 12:26 AM
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#6
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#1 Goaltender
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considering it is $3.99 I would say it is a joke.
Up there with saying both those fart sprays that they sell at spenser's and axe body sprays that they sell at safeway are colognes.
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12-19-2008, 04:34 AM
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#7
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Uncle Chester
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The CNN host last night said it "smells like junior high".
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12-19-2008, 08:20 AM
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#8
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: @robdashjamieson
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Does anyone have KevanGuy for their Secret Santa this year?
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12-19-2008, 08:28 AM
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#9
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In the Sin Bin
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I just want to say that Burger King is awesome!
Not only do they have the best burger of the major fast food chains, by far, but while everyone else was introducing greasy "health" food, they went and brought out a 2000 calorie breakfast.
And now this?
/screw MacDonalds
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12-19-2008, 10:12 AM
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#10
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First Line Centre
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I went to order it as a joke gift for my brother in laws but it only ships in the US.
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12-19-2008, 10:21 AM
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#11
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Obscure Jersey Wiz
Join Date: May 2007
Location: The Marsh
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...and it's sold out.
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12-19-2008, 10:34 AM
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#12
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Hell
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They've done studies ya know. 60% of the time it works every time!
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12-19-2008, 11:44 AM
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#13
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: 30 minutes from the Red Mile
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NSFL
This...has to be a joke. Right?
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If a chick wears this I'd be all over her lol
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12-19-2008, 11:47 AM
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Crushed
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: The Sc'ank
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Ditch
I went to order it as a joke gift for my brother in laws but it only ships in the US.
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You could just buy him a Whopper and let him rub down with that.
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12-19-2008, 11:48 AM
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#15
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Has Towel, Will Travel
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Larf ... how to get mobbed by a pack of dogs in the park.
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12-19-2008, 12:00 PM
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#16
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Don't click that link!
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Rural Alberta
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I guess this would be a step up from smelling like rotten hot dogs... happy holidays indeed!
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12-20-2008, 12:31 AM
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Random Title Change!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Incinerator
If a chick wears this I'd be all over her lol 
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Imagine getting intimate and all you can smell is meat.
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Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
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12-20-2008, 08:09 AM
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Threadkiller
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: 51.0544° N, 114.0669° W
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^ and your point is?
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12-20-2008, 08:15 AM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NSFL
Imagine getting intimate and all you can smell is meat.
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I'm sure it's better than smelling nothing but fried chicken
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Eberle said, "It was one of the more special ones I've had. You don't score your first NHL goal too many times."
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12-20-2008, 11:20 AM
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Obscure Jersey Wiz
Join Date: May 2007
Location: The Marsh
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Quote:
Originally Posted by WindomURL
I'm sure it's better than smelling nothing but fried chicken 
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...or a can of rancid tuna.
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