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Old 01-05-2009, 09:01 AM   #1
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I was just reading this article on this subject. It's weird what some people will and won't do. One lady goes to the bathroom in front of her husband (both numbers) but won't let him see her without her dentures. I wouldn't clean my ears or go to the bathroom in front of mine. I don't like doing any grooming, including toenail cutting in front of anyone.
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Old 01-05-2009, 09:03 AM   #2
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Old 01-05-2009, 09:10 AM   #3
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Old 01-05-2009, 09:13 AM   #4
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I'd be far more likely to do this than to even take a piss in front of her. Can't really explain why ... I've always had a real strong negative feeling about toilet use around one another. I actually don't even support the act of farting around each other.
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So if they walked in and you were almost down you would just put it away and finish later? You are a stronger man than me.
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Old 01-05-2009, 09:14 AM   #6
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I'd be far more likely to do this than to even take a piss in front of her. Can't really explain why ... I've always had a real strong negative feeling about toilet use around one another. I actually don't even support the act of farting around each other.
One of my greatest pleasures in life is farting in the car, locking the windows and waiting in anticipation. Maybe this should go in the confession thread...
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I find farting around my girlfriend a joyful and humorous experience. However I would be deeply horrified and offended if she tried to do the same. Good thing girls don't fart....
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I would be uncomfortable having an affair in front of my wife.
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Pretty much the same here... bathroom time doesnt bother us...
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#2 isn't easy to do when it's a "grunter"... (sorry TMI)
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yep the masturbation thing for sure. It's fine of it starts as a couple thing, but if you get caught, never a good thing.
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#2, or someone else.
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Really? Truly? Why?

You might get an extra set of polishers.
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That was so unexpectedly hilarious.


Pretty much the only thing I wouldn't want to do in front of anyone, let alone my s/o would be to wipe my ass.
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So everything before the wipe is fair game, but once you need the TP, you'd ask your SO to leave the room?
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Pretty much the only thing I wouldn't want to do in front of anyone, let alone my s/o would be to wipe my ass.
^This, #2, and grooming such as toe-nails.

When someone mentioned an old lady who #2's in front of her husband but won't let him see her without dentures is really kind of creepy and gross. Imagine how that conversation would go?

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So everything before the wipe is fair game, but once you need the TP, you'd ask your SO to leave the room?
German Schiese Porn.
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