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Old 05-07-2013, 05:09 PM   #1
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It turns out Impaler Jr. and newly-impregnated Mrs Impaler are allergic to our domestic beast, so we would like to have a kindly cat lady adopt him. He is black, 8 years old, indoor/outdoor, licensed and would come with all the goods, such as the litter box and cat-porter. Oh yeah - his name is Karl. So, help me and Karl out, CP, and thank you.
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Old 05-07-2013, 05:29 PM   #2
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every damned time you type the words Mrs Impaler...my mind immediately says...Dominatrix?
This isnt you on the floor playing "here kitty kitty" is it?

I know I know...go back to work.

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^^^ I think that's how CP's The Gimp ended up in his wheelchair.
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Old 05-07-2013, 06:05 PM   #4
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She is blonde. Otherwise, yeah...
Adopt my cat. List of his accomplishments - he chased mice out of my previous house, and is able to catch a bird despite wearing a bell.
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Quite a bit of unexpected in this thread....well worth the visit!
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Pics or GTFO.

Joking. But pics would be nice. I can't adopt your cat, but maybe someone here when they see how cute he is.
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Interested to see the difference between cats and dogs on the " how dare you give away an animal you horrible waste of a person" scale.
Good luck finding a new home for Karl
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Interested to see the difference between cats and dogs on the " how dare you give away an animal you horrible waste of a person" scale.
Good luck finding a new home for Karl
Thanks. Once we had an actual human child, we realized all those "pet" people were insane.
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How severe are their cat allergies?

Mine varies breed to breed I guess, but just getting Karl adopted wouldn't solve the problem for me. You'd likely have to change out all your carpet and furniture.
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^ good thing he's not married to you!

Sorry Vlad, I've already got one, and I hate cats..
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Having been in a similar situation when my second was born, I feel your pain.

We tried for a year to find my wife's 2 cats a new home, but there was no luck. Eventually we moved them to my father in laws store, where they now work ridding the storage area of mice.
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Does Cat go better with red or white wine?
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Pics or GTFO.

Joking. But pics would be nice. I can't adopt your cat, but maybe someone here when they see how cute he is.
Cute as a button!

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Does Cat go better with red or white wine?
Mouse wine:
http://www.null-hypothesis.co.uk/sci...aby_mouse_wine

Because the cat would approve.
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Does Cat go better with red or white wine?
I will be in Shanghai in a couple of days, so I will be able to answer that question definitively upon my return...
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Pics of cat and medical history please? Even though my landlord says I can't have one, I've seen at least 5 other units with pets at my place so I'm seriously considering one.
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Pics of cat and medical history please? Even though my landlord says I can't have one, I've seen at least 5 other units with pets at my place so I'm seriously considering one.
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Pics of cat and medical history please? Even though my landlord says I can't have one, I've seen at least 5 other units with pets at my place so I'm seriously considering one.
Huntingwhale's Landlord: "I swear, just one more friggin' cat in this building and the next person that does it is getting evicted."
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Interested to see the difference between cats and dogs on the " how dare you give away an animal you horrible waste of a person" scale.
Good luck finding a new home for Karl
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What ever happened to your dog? Did you keep it?
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