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Old 06-12-2008, 08:31 AM   #1
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When I was a young adult my friends and I would use sports terms to describe girls we saw, anyone else do this?

Unrestricted Free Agent- A girl that has not dated any of your buddies and is single.

Restricted Free Agent- A girl that is taken but not by one of your buddies.

Waivers- A girl that has dated one of your buddies but you have his permission to have a go at her.

Untouchable- Your buddies gf or his ex he is still hung up on.

Future Considerations- Any girl that is hot but is jailbait.

Rental- An easy girl for the purposes of a one night stand.

Franchise- That girl that everyone in the group wants but she is out of your league most likely.

Turning a double play- Having sex with more then 1 girl on the same day.

Turning a triple play - A threesome

Stealing home - Getting a girl drunk enough to sleep with you.

There may have been more but that was quite a few years ago.
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Old 06-12-2008, 08:34 AM   #2
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Stealing home - Getting a girl drunk enough to sleep with you.


Uhh...
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Old 06-12-2008, 08:35 AM   #3
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Old 06-12-2008, 08:39 AM   #4
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Old 06-12-2008, 08:41 AM   #5
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oh boy..this thread has the makings of trouble, *runs and ducks for cover*
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Old 06-12-2008, 08:44 AM   #6
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7th inning stretch - the girl that you've worked on all night looks at her watch and realizes that the bar is about to close. You've got til she finishes her drink to score the winning run.
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Old 06-12-2008, 08:44 AM   #7
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oh boy..this thread has the makings of trouble, *runs and ducks for cover*
Why? This is how most boys think as a young adult. Boys are hormone enraged pigs,lol. I can't believe nobody else used to do this? And for the record I never Stole Home Base.
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Old 06-12-2008, 08:45 AM   #8
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And for the record I never Stole Home Base.
Sure sure. I bet you always cuddle after as well...
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7th inning stretch - the girl that you've worked on all night looks at her watch and realizes that the bar is about to close. You've got til she finishes her drink to score the winning run.
LOL! Good one!
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Old 06-12-2008, 08:46 AM   #10
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Sure sure. I bet you always cuddle after as well...
God no! I hate cuddling,lol. I have always had steady gf's so I never really had the chance to steal home, not that I would have.
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Old 06-12-2008, 08:49 AM   #11
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The Mike Sillinger- Has slept with more guys than NHL teams Mike Sillinger has played for
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Old 06-12-2008, 08:49 AM   #12
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What does it mean when you steal a motorhome?
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Old 06-12-2008, 08:50 AM   #13
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What does it mean when you steal a motorhome?
You get the Sean Avery: Dirty and from behind, while in jail...
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What does it mean when you steal a motorhome?
Good question? Maybe you get yourself so drunk you sleep with a vibrating inflatable doll?
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Grinder - She's not pretty, but she works hard, and shes good for limited ice time, but she'll do until you can draft a better alternative.

Sidney Crosby - She's hot, she's available and she just falls into your lap because she's got a thing for fixing pathetic losers.
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Enforcer- A gf that constantly fights with you because things always have to be her way.
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Hit a grand slam - Got a date with the most popular gal in HS and got laid in the process
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Hit a grand slam - Got a date with the most popular gal in HS and got laid in the process
Thats not a grand slam, thats just a home run ala first base, second base, third base and home.

A grandslam is having a four way with twins and their hot friend and being able to satisfy all of them, ala clearing the bases.
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