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Old 12-04-2025, 04:37 PM   #7741
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Cross country skiing. That thing you have to do when you didn’t carry enough speed to glide back to the chair lift. My wife mentions wanting to try it occasionally, and I remind her as we’re huffing away “This is what you want to do for extended periods?!” and she’s says “Nope!”
1. Different Skis and yes, it makes a big difference.

2. Cross Country skiing sucks. Lets drive to the middle of nowhere and glide about in the wilderness like chumps!

Cross Country skiers are like the cyclists of the snow. Just a menace to society.

I'll maintain my outdoor wilderness pursuits to my strong points which consist of a considerable fire in the Lodge and a glass of nice Whiskey, Bourbon or Brandy, maybe even a nice cigar.

Snow: wonderful and beautiful to look at just so long as you're stuck out in it, covered by it and someone else is shoveling it.
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