[BigThief]

Originally Posted by Locke

Damned Yanks never let us play with their really nice toys!

Originally Posted by Locke

I say that Canada just wash their hands of the entire affair. Go to Trump and go to Putin and just tell them straight up:

"Look guys, we dont want to defend the Arctic anymore. Its nothing but a pain in the ass.

So heres what we're going to do. We're going to have a little Auction to Lease the rights to defend the Artic. Highest bidder wins obviously and all we could get on short notice was a Cattle Auctioneer so watch out for the hat.

Aaaannnd GO!!!"

Originally Posted by Locke

Lembas Bread FTW! Except Big Bread has probably been overcharging for that as well!

Christ.