Mavi Diary - Day 19
Dear diary. Today I want to talk about feet.
It’s a shame that I have to wear the same socks over and over. I don’t mean brand, I mean literally the same socks. Maybe I should canvas the world and we could do a sock exchange? People would send me their socks, and I would trade them socks with my face on them. The socks really look like me when you see them on a shelf, except for the ones where I’m smiling. Those are counterfeit socks.
When you put the socks with my face on though, my face turns into Bob Stauffer. Should I be worried about putting on a few summer pounds?
Without my special socks though, I’m worried that never again will I be celebrated for 27 crossovers in my own zone. The socks have special grippers in them and they have never been washed; Leon says they smell like the Jasper Avenue and 100th street sewers on a hot summer day. Leon is such a flatterer so I said “damn onions” and Leon and I hugged it out. He said later that he also had tears but thought it was the socks.
Speaking of unwashed. Have you seen principe’s feet? He never wears shoes. Sure, on tv he looks sharp as they only show his upper body but he never wears shoes. Proof? Does he ever step on the ice? Can you imagine the trails he would leave behind? He says that it’s healthier than wearing shoes and it helps him spread fertilizer without using a rake.
I dunno but he gets mad when you call him “hey Flintstone” but I think that’s because Fred at least tamed dinosaurs instead of working with them.
Laters D!
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Last edited by McG; 07-24-2025 at 05:36 PM.
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