I woke up with a truly odd feeling. I suddenly felt a deep love and appreciation for Marcel Dionne, Luc Robitaille, Jonathan Quick, Anze Kopitar, and Drew Doughty. I felt an urge for overpriced avocado toast and oatmilk lattes. I called my doctor to get a prescription for Ozempic and to set up my Botox appointment. I drove one block to pick up my prescription at the pharmacy, even though my legs work perfectly fine.
I think...I just became an L.A. Kings fan. It's just the oddest thing. I can't explain why.
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"You know, that's kinda why I came here, to show that I don't suck that much" ~ Devin Cooley, Professional Goaltender
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