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Originally Posted by fotze2
From when you smoked your head on the parking bollard?
You do know Tylenol and Advil are taken orally right?
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No, this is a new one, its a long story involving a broken car (not mine) that I was helping someone with, and nice fluffy, white snow...hiding insidious sheer ice beneath, and also being in a rush to get to work.
Plus a cheerful phone call to the Police from a concerned neighbour due to the copious amount of blood left in the snow.
I unfortunately had to flee the scene of the crime (there was no crime) due to having to get to work. Unbeknownst to me I was bleeding profusely from the back of my head which...caused some problems of it's own.
Namely, it made a disaster of my driver's seat which also caused some concern seeing as I had to try and explain that to the vehicle detailer charged with cleaning it and assuring them that no murder occurred.
When I got to work my receptionist assured me that I was fine. Apparently the rhyme is: "If its all red and no gray then you're okay!"
I dont know how accurate that diagnosis is, but I'm still here.
This whole 'freeze/thaw/freeze/thaw' and then light snow cycle has been something else.
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Originally Posted by Sainters7
Worst! I can't imagine doing that sans modern medicine, you are a trooper sir.
And I really shouldn't complain, as I'm getting over a cold and in the leaky phase, the daytime Advil C&S I took has me wired today...actually shocked at how alert I am. I'm just waiting for the sudden rigor mortis to kick in any time now, hopefully not on the drive home.
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I cant handle modern painkillers so I use more...ancient methods...my father's methods (RIP Dad!)....he called it...whiskey.