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Originally Posted by Sliver
Hey when one of those dorks puts their windshield wiper blades straight in the air because it might snow two flakes are we allowed to break them off and shove them up the guy's ass because we're super fkn annoyed at how stupid that is?
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Please come shove them up my neighbor's behind. He does this. He's also so terrified that someone might sideswipe his 2nd vehicle, that he won't park it on the street and drives it up on his lawn, looking like a fkn hillbilly. I've lived here 11 years. We have not once been sideswiped or run into when parked on the street in front of our home. The only person that has done any damage to his vehicles is HIM, because he is no longer a capable driver.
Last fall, he backed out of his driveway and how he managed this, I still don't know, but he cleared the light standard block with the rear wheels, but managed to hit it with the front wheels, pulling off all that underbody shield stuff (or whatever it's called), and popping the front left part of the bumper off, somehow. He spent days repairing it. He has placed multiple flags on the utility box so he doesn't hit that and I don't know if it's the city or cable company or whoever it belongs to, but they keep removing it.
He just got a new to him/them car 2 weeks ago, then promptly left for Cuba. So other than driving it home, it sat, until 2 days ago. He didn't share how he managed it, but he somehow again pulled off all the underbody shield on this new car - driver's side again. He spent the last 2 days getting that fixed again.
His wife doesn't even drive, so why they have 2 vehicles is beyond me. Sell the old mini SUV and keep this new car and then you don't have to park it on your lawn, like a hillbilly. The other part of this parking on the lawn, is that the rear tire rests on top of the utility access panel in his lawn, so I'm just waiting for the city or whoever accesses that, to show up and give him the gears for parking on it - I've seen it, there's just an open hole underneath and that's not a steel plate, I've watched it bow when he drives over it. One day yet, it will snap, then he'll have an axle in the hole and all hell will break lose. I will make popcorn and watch that go down.