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Old 10-15-2024, 09:06 AM   #412
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Originally Posted by Goriders View Post
Think that’s why Backlund tomahawked Skinner’s achilles
There's a surprising amount to unpack here that is even beyond typical Oiler fantasizing. Could it have been a penalty? I guess. But if you call that you pretty much have to call every little tap, swat or infraction. It happens a lot, the difference is most goalies don't act like they've been shot afterwards.

You should apply these edits to your post pronto:

Tomahawked = swatted/tapped
Achilles = back of leg

Doesn't seem quite as bad when you step back and apply normal, rational labels. I expect oiler fans are going to really dig deep into the delusion factory when they realize that something special was merely a one off runner up banner.
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